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Children of God, y’all need your motherfuckin’ asses whooped—you and your daddy! People with the wrong ideas worsen the world and fuck up its future…

Da Baby (allegedly), that’s dope, but I don’t need you to rap about what I’m writing about, bruh. My story is coming straight from the…

“Fat Daddy Snackifier,” biting is demonstrably what you’re best at, but you should stop—if you haven’t already. On the other, “Olay,” ola! Originality is obviously…

One time, I went to Walmart to request a refund for a ruined item that the store regularly refuses to return. As I was speaking…

Mimi Brown (allegedly), the freaky-ass federal faggots, who’re operatives in an onslaught of offensive and hateful harassment, asked you to wear androgynous attire as a…

Jada Pinkett-Smith (allegedly), I used “entanglement” as a euphemism for fucking far before your fiasco with the fragile fellow that you fucked for fun, respectfully.…

Kirk Franklin (allegedly), I’d rather have the silver and gold! What good does God do “all the time” for the eternally defeated, downtrodden, desperate, dejected,…

Eve Cooper-Jeffers (allegedly), I remember the story of your struggle with success—how hard it was for you to handle high society and having honoring fans—but…

Yo, whose mans is this?! As this agent or acolyte and/or her accomplices assumed it was appropriate to play on my phone, I feel it’s…