Jasmine Crockett, if “sell-outs” should set sail for somewhere elsewhere, where would we find prissy politicians who participate in psychological torture tactics and goofy-ass government games as part of a crazy conspiracy? I’m absolutely aware of how bad and beyond belief my accurate accusations sound, but I’m telling the truth! Again, “the algorithm” ain’t send you here. This probably isn’t a good time to tattle to the readers how Lil Jon has been suckered into stealing my stories, as his scripted interactions in interviews replay and reenact several scenes from my life. Like I said, as harmless or helpful as fucking with the Feds feels to fools, many of the industry’s idiots are believably being manipulated and misled. And it’s too bad y’all can’t help those who’re harming me intentionally and interminably, because you can’t conceal a cover-up with copycats who’re clearly meant to mildly mimic and minimize the seriously sad and sadistic shit that their famous friends fucked themselves deliberately doing. Get the fuck out of here! Anyhoo, apparently, Lil Jon’s mini me is missing. But with all the fuckery, foolishness, and fake shit going on, the severity of the situation is somewhat suspicious—at least to me. Lil Jon, I hope your son is seen safe and sound soon, and if this isn’t some sort of silly stunt, believe me. Moving on, the culture can’t cancel “MAGA Minaj” just ‘cause they can’t control her choices, ‘cause who the fuck is y’all? And to keep it a bean with you bitches, “the culture” doesn’t control the culture! I’ve been banned, blacklisted, and blackballed by the same miserable, meddlesome motherfuckers who killed Kobe, throw elections, whacked out Will Smith, and dictate what’s trending. Some of you are so scared to stand up and say my name or to simply state how scary this crazy conspiracy is that you’ve convinced yourselves that being willfully manipulated and manhandled by miserable, meddlesome motherfuckers doesn’t make you a coward. Do you know how I know y’all are stupid? Joy Reid, you like when I say that, huh? It’s because you can’t comprehend how consequential the consequences of your cowardice is. If controlling the culture means manipulating the minds of popular people, and popular people influence and inspire consumers of the culture, and the culture’s consumers popularize popular people’s influences, who is to blame for the manipulation? Technically, trends inspired by influencers are endorsed by everyone consuming the culture, as trends aren’t trendy without acceptance and approval, right? Well, I just said that the miserable, meddlesome motherfuckers manipulating the minds of people’s favorite famous folks also control the culture. And they control the culture by manipulating everything and everyone within it. They said, “Hey, hate Drake!”, and y’all did it. If going back to the beginning, they told niggas that gangster rap and drill music should be the soundtrack to their lives, and niggas aligned their attitudes and actions with whatever stupid shit rappers sung. I’m the most valuable asset hip hop has ever had! Do you know why? It’s because the motherfuckers manipulating the culture don’t want me in it! Y’all, I’m just an edgy educator, a no-nonsense nerd, so why are the world’s most powerful people so terrified by the thought of my success? If you can’t comprehend the consequences of your own cowardice here, you likely won’t understand why I won’t work with any of you. Consequences come with certainties and contingencies, regardless of the circumstances, as everything can’t be controlled. And the conspirators have certainly communicated to their co-conspirators that my success is contingent on them controlling the circumstances, correct? Well, other than keeping my name from being known, because they control what’s trending, how much of this has gone the goofy-ass government’s way? If anyone close to the Feds’ flunkies feels extremely exhausted and wants this shit to end, feel free to quit your jobs and sue for emotional distress—as the Feds’ flunkies are adamantly aiding in creating a hostile work environment. That’s just a thought. Excuse me if this post seems like it’s all over the place. But don’t worry, I haven’t been victimized, violated, and villainized in vain. Because soon…
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