Let’s get straight to it! If you recently childishly confronted a peaceful person on a plane and caused crazy commotion, I hope the next flight you fools catch crashes and you’re the only two midget-minded motherfuckers who don’t survive! The culture doesn’t need you, you ain’t got nothin’ to teach nobody, you’re not comedians, and nobody with a brain will ever give a fuck about anything y’all have to say. “And I still won’t grow up, I’m a grown-ass kid. Swear I should be locked up for stupid shit that I did!” Meaningful masculinity, maturity, and mindfulness make males men, with maturity making up a major portion in the process of proceeding from boyhood to manhood. And niggas never notice the seriously significant steps they skip when getting older but never growing the fuck up. What are those steps? Well, if curiosity killed the cat, what was it longing to learn? Personally, I’ve never known an adult male older than me who was more mature or intelligent than me, ever! Sadly and senselessly losing loved ones and living in lockup should be life lessons that let losers and lowlifes know to avoid perpetuating patterns that lead to loss. But obviously, niggas are relentlessly retarded. Dealing with drama and dumb shit is definitely daunting, but there’s an easy way to evade exhausting encounters with cerebrally challenged cretins, and that’s by simply staying the fuck away from fools. If you find yourself in the middle of monkeys nurturing nonsense and it makes your nervous, don’t dive directly into defensiveness. Instead, find firm footing in the fact that fools fuck up frequently, understand that midget-minded motherfuckers’ mental unhealthiness isn’t your fault, remember to never to take people’s problems with peace personally, and always prioritize self-preservation. “A wise man told me don’t argue with fools, ‘cause people from a distance can tell who is who. So stop with that childish shit, nigga, I’m grown! Please, leave it alone, don’t throw rocks at the thrown!” The cooler, calmer, and more collected you can stay in the center of chaos, the madder and more malevolent miscreants look. Try to treat losing your temper like it takes years off your life. And strive to see stress like that shit can make you seriously sick. If conflict can come with combat, and combat can cause casualties, is conflict conducive to your continuation? What’s more, being angry is different from acting in anger like having homicidal thoughts isn’t the same as committing a homicide. If you have something to live for, stuff to look forward to, and reasons to remain alive and well, have some class and call the cops. Plus, it’s immensely important to keep miserable, meddlesome motherfuckers and instigating idiots the fuck from around you. If the folks that you’re most familiar with fuss and fight frequently, learn how to let them go. Toxicity turns happiness into hatred quicker than retired rappers run to podcasts after happily having a hand in viral violence and vitriol. Still, of course, if you must defend yourself, make it make sense. When hip hop’s greatest granddads can’t catch a flight without facing their “fight or flight” response, the culture is clearly cancerous and hazardous to the health of both creators and consumers. And by creators, I mean artists and all. These nitwitted niggas are the reason racism and discrimination decided by demographics can’t conclude. From my perspective, ain’t nothin’ funny about fuck-shit! All of your favorite famous folks are fucking with the Feds, and many are incentivized and instructed to inspire or intensify ignorance through their influence. Jess, who’s currently in some mess, shall I do a breakdown of how “The Breakfast Club” has been a beacon for bullshit from the beginning, and how your scripted statements and rehearsed rhetoric is decidedly detrimental to the culture? “The world’s most dangerous morning show” finds it funny when black men act ape-ish? Is furthering fuckery and foolishness by failing to frown upon it fun? Was the major merger with Netflix made mandatory by the promise of ligation? Your honor, the evidence exhibits that, not only are the co-conspirators collaboratively cooperating with the conspirators as especial entities, but they’re teaming up together to lessen the likelihood of their lies and loathing being detected as deceptive. There’s a lot of y’all that I refuse to ever respect! And soon…
Omniscience