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Everybody’s Stupid, CDX

Coincidentally, in November of 2025, a disabled dude mysteriously went missing here in Georgia and his remains were later recovered from a pond, similar to the scary situation surrounding Nathan Smith’s supposed drowning death. And like an excerpt from an eerie episode of “The X-files,” taking notice of all the nonsense in the news, the disabled dude’s name was Jeffrey Epps. There are additional coincidental details in those corresponding cases, and I was going to save that sad and suspicious story for court, but Nancy Guthrie’s disturbing disappearance makes me wonder if a coincidental conclusion is coming. Ostensibly, the Obamas are on to the overtly offensive outrageousness happening in the crazy conspiracy against my consciousness. Mr. Obama, if you’re reading this, aliens and artifacts aren’t the only things that these hellish heathens hid from you. Believe it or not, “free and fair” elections may be as much as a myth as the belief that “liberty and justice for all” is absolutely achievable. Additionally, should the people trust the things that you tell them just because you’ve circumvented crushing, corrupting controversy and you’re prim, proper, and polite? I mean, if the goofy-ass government gaslights greatly, and your prior position as president means you’ve played a part in concealing conspiracies and are permanently prescribed to prioritize protecting society’s security, do you deem demanded deception as protection? There are things that I know for a full fuckin’ fact, and these are things that I know you know, that you would definitely deny till death. But why? Is it because the country’s citizens can’t comprehend why constraining their course to clarity and confidence promotes peace because the facts are frightening? Or is it because the Feds and their friends are frightening and furthering the facts gets folks fucked up? Anyhoo, irritated and infuriated are two terms that describe my mood when thinking about what these weak-ass weirdos are doing. In Katt Williams’ new Netflix special, the controversial comedian claims that he intentionally “infiltrates” the Illuminati regularly and repetitively to retrieve seemingly sensitive and secret information, and runs back to report the freaky findings to his fans and followers. If being disillusioned by deceitful dingbats displeases you, your feelings for the funny fool are sure to sour when I tell you—as a proven target of the so-called secret society and the country’s chief conspirators—that Katt’s comedy is a component in the cover-up of this crazy conspiracy. Like with Dave Chappelle’s recent release, I’m alluded to in Katt Williams’ latest look for laughs. Of course, nobody nestled next to the nation’s nuttiest nutjobs wants objective onlookers to believe me, but the entire entertainment industry knows who I am and what’s going on. Y’all know what to do if you’re tired of me telling the truth, right? Again, I didn’t crash out, go crazy, or commit suicide like the victims of these vile violations normally do, so the conspirators continued to co-opt co-conspirators until too many motherfuckers were involved to conceal the cover-up. Notwithstanding, the overt operation is on-going. Your honor, the evidence exhibits that the mission to manipulate my mind was a massive undertaking, as the co-conspirators are collectively creating content and conveying commentary centered around consciously conflating objectives and totally toiling to confuse me. What’s more, in the allusive attacks and subliminal slights, the co-conspirators are incentivized and instructed by the conspirators to fabricate friction and fake fights among each other, then directing their back-and-forth barbs, bitching, and bickering at me—indirectly insulting me as they pretend to trade trash-talk tit for tat. Admittedly, the amount of times these fake fights have happened is hilarious, as it’s made obvious by how often it occurs and the clued context of the combative communication. However, losers and lowlifes longing to leech the life out of me and extinguish my lustrous light isn’t a laughing matter. Like I said, I’m sparing y’all the saddest shit. And remember, these entries are more for education than entertainment, and keeping everyone engaged aids awareness. The fact of the matter is, there’s no excuse for this terrible tragedy. I don’t know who the fuck these mentally ill, miserable, meddlesome motherfuckers think they are. But soon…

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