Do you believe that there are distinctions between freaks and hoes? Personally, as it pertains to sex, I perceive hoes as people who fuck freely for fun or funds, and while forgoing discretion and discernment. On the other hand, though hoes can be freaky, I view freaks as people who enjoy kinky sex but are inclined to be more discreet and discerning than people who candidly carry out criminally careless casual sex. For clarity, discretion or being discreet means keeping people out of your business and behaving inoffensively, and discernment or being discerning defines having good judgement and making beneficial decisions. A hoe is more likely to catch an STI than a freak, and a freak is less likely to be exposed for their scandalous sexual escapades than a hoe. I’ve never fucked with hoes, and I believe that freakiness isn’t necessary for sex to be enjoyable and exciting. Personally, I like wholesome women who don’t need attention from strangers, are strong-minded and free-spirited, don’t have too many friends, are loyal and mature, and other things that travel this line of qualities. As for the “don’t have too many friends” thing, I think that forming inessential attachments to people who don’t serve a purpose in your life is ultimately unhealthy. The fact of the matter is, people can be untrustworthy, unreliable, and have unhelpful traits that make them universally undesired, and being unable to understand that is an indication of incompatibility with me. Anyhoo, I won’t give celebrity examples of female freaks and hoes because I respect bitches, but I will ask a question. Among Khia, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Megan Thee Stallion, and Cardi B, per your personal perception of freaks and hoes, who gets what label? If you don’t remember, Khia is the Philadelphian female rapper who came to fame in the early-2000s after rapping risqué rhymes in her hit song, “My Neck, My Back (Lick It),” and I threw her in the mix as a wild card. Have fun answering that one. Everything is oversexualized these days, down to most of the comedy skits that I see on the internet, and I think oversexualization influences the minimization of intimacy in relationships. As someone who doesn’t believe that monogamy is natural, I ardently support fluidity in relationships. However, I believe that culturally reducing romance to rump-shaking and racy rendezvous is ridiculous and ruinous. It’s sad that niggas can’t see that they’re their own worst enemies. Simply put, culture is the established way of life created and conducted by a particular group of people. And irrefutably, black culture prioritizes the destruction of its own people. I don’t have to elaborate on this because y’all already know what it is, so why the fuck are you doing it?! It was Malcolm X who asserted that the most disrespected, unprotected, and neglected person in America is a black woman. Unfortunately, that was way back in 1962, when the great majority of black women respected, protected, and cherished themselves fully—per the culture. Do I even have to say it? What’s more, during a speech in 1964, civil rights activist Fannie Lou Hamer declared that she was “sick and tired of being sick and tired,” and here we are 60 years later with the same sentiments toward our circumstances. If you desire something different, change! Sex has never meant the world to me, despite me appreciating its criticality in sociality and humanity’s overall well-being. I believe that making sex more secular and less sacred would aid in better awareness of its dangers and more comfortability with the subject, but vulgarity and obscenity ain’t the answer! Again, when I was a child, I naturally likened horniness to hunger—attributing having sex while in the mood to having a meal when craving food. Nobody taught me that shit, I’ve just always been intelligent and mature. People, please grow the fuck up, respectfully.
Be honest, if it weren’t for the movies “You Got Served” and “2 Fast 2 Furious,” if you were even hip then, would you have known of hip hop’s favorite podcaster before VH1’s “Love and Hip Hop?” No, said podcaster and former rapper didn’t appear in those movies, but his most popular song did. Recently, hip hop’s favorite podcaster finally, after 21 years, received a gold certification for his one and only hit record, “Pump It Up.” But can you even call a song a “hit” if it took over 20 years to sell five hundred thousand copies? And the self-titled album that the song initially appeared on has yet to achieve gold status, even after the retired rapper’s near decade of pioneering podcasting. Before I continue, I want to say rest in peace to Fatman Scoop. Scoop was one of the first people that I watched regularly on YouTube, back when he had a web series with his ex-wife called “Man and Wife.” In those days, Fatman Scoop and Shanda’s bedroom banter, Ed Lover’s “C’mon, son!” rants, Soulja Boy’s vlogs, battle rap, Mr. Chi City’s shenanigans, those David Blaine spoofs, and hip hop’s favorite podcaster showing off Tahiry’s ass were the things that YouTube’s ancient algorithm showed me the most. I don’t know what’s wrong with hip hop’s favorite podcaster particularly, but he has undeniable mental health issues, and by my interactions with him, I’ve decided to regularly refer to him as “The Man-child.” But I digress. How consistent is your mood? Inconsistency in people’s moods has been consequential in my decision to circumvent socializing. Concerning my experiences with people, as a blanket observation, and as a simplification, it seems like damn-near everybody is bipolar. And like with The Man-child, instability, immaturity, insecurity, and insensitivity are ordinary amongst everyday people. But there’s a difference between being unstable and feeling uncertain. Uncertainties are due to a lack of confidence, being unconfident means there’s something that you don’t fully trust, trustless things should always make you think, and thinking births new ideas. So, if you’re uncertain, changing your mind should be the first thing that comes to mind. On the contrary, being unstable means a person is bound to “crash out” in crazed acts of chaos and confusion, and that’s what everyone should avoid. Substantiating my point, I believe that changing one’s mind, especially after becoming newly educated on something, is the primary promoter of progression. In order to move forward, we must advance, advancement requires innovation, and innovation is the process of forming new methods and ideas. Nobody should be ashamed or afraid to change their mind as frequently as they feel. When was the last time you reluctantly followed through with something just because you didn’t want to disappoint someone or didn’t want to be deemed fickle or faithless? Do you accept that disappointment is a part of life? I believe that niggas are hesitant to change the culture because they don’t want to disillusion or dissatisfy people who’ve become accustomed to their self-destructive ways. Self-destruction has been customary in black culture for decades now—it’s welcomed! Niggas are convinced that the strongest and realest people have the hardest lives, right? So, as if it’s a competition, niggas fuck themselves intentionally to see who can create and survive the most adverse conditions. And to make it even more fucked up, niggas stupidly perceive change as instability, and being unstable is a weakness. Tell me I’m bullshittin’! All y’all niggas have to do is stop being niggas—change your fucking minds! Do you know how I know niggas is bitches? It’s because all they worry about is what other niggas think! Man… y’all niggas is hoes, and not the sexy kind! I don’t like talking like this because it diminishes the distinctive differences between me and niggas. But sometimes, just sometimes, I don’t mind getting a little ignant! Sir, you couldn’t be any more “lowly favored” in my book. Please don’t make me turn the page on your stupid ass! Peace.