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Everybody’s Stupid, CCXII

So, you wouldn’t want your proud, powerful president father to grant a pardon for your crimes? People can scream “no one is above the law” until they’re arrested for disorderly conduct, but that’s not going to reverse Hunter Biden’s pardon, nor will it put an end to the president’s pardoning powers. Honestly, how many things could you be legitimately arrested for right now, be it for past or present transgressions? We all know that I have very little faith in humanity, and it’s because people ain’t shit, they know they ain’t shit, they talk about how everyone else ain’t shit, but nobody fesses up to their shit. Obviously, if you’ve committed a crime, it’s in your best interest not to snitch on yourself. Still, don’t act like you’re completely innocent, because that’s usually a dead giveaway. Though I am a private person, I believe that I’m hiding a lot less than some of the people who have come up in arms against me to attack my character. But I admit that I’m no saint. Still, I am the most rational, reasonable, and realistic person that I’ve ever known—in addition to being a psychology nerd—which often sparks my curiosity about the reasoning behind offensive people’s actions. Like I mentioned before, I believe that criminals live some of the most fulfilling lives prior to their periods of incarceration. What’s more, I don’t believe that all offenses should require jail time. Not all laws are ethical, and many are just as or more unethical as the crimes that they prohibit. What do you consider the worst type of crime? Personally, I view violent crimes as the vilest and most vicious violations of humans’ rights. The desire to injure or inflict irreversible harm on someone, especially when unprovoked, indicates an innate inclination toward insanity. Nonetheless, I accept that anger is a natural emotion, and violence is generally a direct result of anger. We live in a world where there’s always a war happening somewhere. And during war, humans murder, rape, pillage, and oppress others for the sake of reign or revenge. I was scrolling on YouTube last weekend and saw a poll that asked, “should the death penalty exist?” The answer choices were “yes,” “no,” and “unsure.” At the time I voted on said poll, there were 799k total votes, and a whopping 76% of the participants selected “yes.” I voted “no,” which had 15% of the votes, partly because I believe that lifetime incarceration is an actual punishment, whereas a scheduled death is an early ending of said punishment. The death penalty is undeniably unnecessary—spiteful even. And that’s why humanity is fucked! Y’all know how I feel about victim mentality, how victim-minded people are egocentric, and how victims can be some of the wickedest and most vindictive people on the planet. Victims commonly create victims, oftentimes making victims criminals. Hatred is a cycle, and recrimination then retaliation is what keeps wars waged. With that being said, do you believe that war is good for “absolutely nothing?” Wars typically occur when the oppressed are fighting for freedom, at least from their perspective. Regardless of what side one is on or resonates with, everyone asserts that their dedicated cause is righteous. The fact of the matter is, as the age-old saying goes, and as I’ve quoted too many times, “power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.” And that’s what everything boils down to, it’s who can hold the most power and impose it in a way that both deters objectors from seeking to subvert it and encourages sympathizers to submit under it. The problem in America is there are too many “Karens” and not enough Bathshebas. Bathsheba was some beautiful, badass, bossy chick from biblical times that was like, “nah, fuck that shit!” She stood for what she believed in a painfully patriarchal period—during a time when women weren’t worshiped for their worth. If you’re going to begin battles and wage wars, choose wisely and fight for all the power.

Lima syndrome is the opposite of Stockholm syndrome, and it occurs when a captor develops positive feelings toward their captive. Let’s say a random male was being surveilled by a government agency, and the female agent monitoring said male developed sentimental feelings toward him. How would the agency deal with that? I’m going to be honest, and I don’t know how many people can relate to this, but when women are interested in me, they don’t be fuckin’ around. I’ve been cornered, stalked, harassed, and all kinds of shit. Even at the peak of my awkwardness, chicks were checking for me. But I digress. If you’re single, male or female, are you confident admitting it? Humans are very dependent on each other for so many things, and one of the primary personal priorities that people project onto others is their painstaking, paralyzing need for partnership. Many motherfuckers act like they can’t live, breathe, and function fully without support. Don’t get me wrong, I see all the benefits in love and companionship when everything is fine and dandy, but that’s just not the reality for a lot of people. The daunting deal with dependency is it doesn’t do anyone justice if the duo’s dependence is disproportionate. In simpler terms, needy naggers are not dependable. Learning, thinking, and writing are the three things that I’ve been most committed to in my life. And committing myself to people, in any relationship capacity, just isn’t something that I’ve ever prioritized. I’m good by myself. And I understand that’s why so many people have found me intriguing all my adult life. I don’t give a fuck about people, and people who care too much want to know the secret. Well, that’s just how my brain is wired. And I could write a step-by-step booklet on how to develop and maintain an independent mindset, but that’s going to cost you. What do you seek the most out of companionship? There’s loyalty, respect, confidentiality, dependability, etc. Minimally, anybody who wants to be around me must be mature and have an appreciable level of intelligence. I don’t want to sit around and listen to or talk shit about other people. I rebuke negativity and bad vibes. I abhor hatefulness and puerility. Those are kind of all the same things, huh? What’s more, I prefer the company of females. Do you think you’re difficult to love? Admittedly, I push people away, but I do it very politely. Again, I have requirements, and protecting my energy is essential. If I can’t vibe with you, I don’t fuck with you. I’ve never been a perpetually unhappy person, it’s always been people who drain me and get me down, which is why I stay the fuck away from them. Having asked if you’re difficult to love, do you think I’d be difficult to love? Now, that question isn’t for anyone who thinks they know me personally, because most of you are dishonest, disloyal, disrespectful, and dysfunctional. It ain’t hard to tell that I don’t bug or beg motherfuckers, right? Shit, some of you probably thought I was dead until recently, correct? I generally do onto others as I want done onto me, with a few exceptions. But one thing I don’t do is lie, unless the truth would incriminate me. Hey, that’s me just being honest. How many of you can say that you’re telling the truth when speaking on others even half of the time? Peace and prosperity take precedence over nearly all my actions and aspirations. At the end of the day, I strictly strive to be satisfied and successful. The thing is, I don’t need anyone to tell me what’s going to satisfy me and lead me to success. I don’t want to be anyone else and I don’t want to be like anyone else—I’m Beau Amoureux. And one day, that’s going to mean the world to a whole lot of people. Peace.

P.S., if there are any politicians here, and I’m sure there are, somebody tell Trump I might need a pardon next year.

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