Does smiling, laughing, joking around, and being jovial mean that someone is happy or high vibrational? Some people find the pain and misfortune of others humorous and even soothing, right? When was the last time humiliating or hurting someone’s feelings boosted your mood? My entire life, I’ve been able to read people, see their hidden emotions, and pinpoint their underlying intentions. Some people refer to that as intuition or clairvoyance. And sometimes the shit is so strong that I don’t want to believe what I’m sensing. But again, every time I’ve given someone the benefit of the doubt, it came back to bite me in the ass. I won’t say that I’m never wrong, but I’m definitely right majority of the time. The distinctive dissimilarity between me and most sensitive people is that I’m rarely judgmental. I accept humans as the characteristically faulty and malfunctioning creatures that they are as a collective, and it is what it is. Additionally, I believe that the purer a person plays or professes to be, the darker their secrets are. I don’t see anything wrong with secrets, and I generally don’t give a fuck about what anybody else is doing, but secretive people should know that snooping snobs are slimy serpents who slither around with satanic schemes and sickly dream of seeing surreptitious souls suffer. A lot of goofy goobers get gratification from giving away other people’s guarded guilty pleasures. Going back to the topic of high vibrations, one can’t be considered high vibrational if they aren’t peaceful and positive. Recently, controversial comedian Andrew Schulz made some concerning comments about hypothetically having the power to take advantage of rapper Kendrick Lamar in a close confinement scenario. The offensive comedian made his reprehensible remarks after assuming that the aforementioned rapper referred to him in a rap line that affirmed, “never let no white comedian talk about no black woman, that’s law.” A while back, Schulz made jokes about black women being aggressive and potentially abusive to white men in interracial relationships. Amid the jokes, after insinuating that black women are culturally angry and habitually hostile, Schulz playfully accused two black male guests on his podcast of preferring to date white women, then he made a call to action by yelling, “Kendrick fans, get ‘em!” If you don’t know, I’m quite popular among podcasters and celebrities, and Andrew Schulz will definitely read this. Schulz, keep pissing people off, sir. The notion that “saying the quiet parts out loud” is ill-advised just doesn’t fly in the Opinion Era. It’s becoming increasingly more difficult to “cancel” outspoken and open-minded offenders, and it’s because many people have come to the realization that political correctness is for posing, posturing, and pretending. Once more, I believe that a big reason why Trump was reelected is because people know what they’re getting from him—he doesn’t sugarcoat shit or shy away from shame. I feel like folks are fed up with focusing on frivolous fights over free speech and fun facts. And the fucked up part about it is, the more y’all hang onto and throw hissy fits over the shit that you don’t like, the longer it stays a trending topic. There is no culture, race, gender, sexuality, religion, etc. that comedians haven’t criticized, confronted, and outraged, with Andrew Schulz being a contender for the champion of controversy. With all that being said, I believe that comedians are some of the lowest vibrating people on the planet. The opposite of peace and positivity is noise and negativity, obviously. Who is noisier and more negative than comedians?! Schulz, do you feel that burning sensation? That’s reality setting in. Rest in peace to comedian Patrice O’Neal, who often admitted to being depressed, feeling defeated, and hardly having hope. As a disruptor, I appreciate when others have the courage to shake shit up and subvert the status quo. Everything doesn’t have to be what it is. And nobody will ever please everybody. But if you find pleasure in displeasing people for no reason, understand that you won’t be met with high vibrations.
“It’s the most… wonderful time… of the year…” Are we just supposed to go along or agree with everything that’s projected onto us? Imagine the pressure people feel to appear jolly and joyful during a time where the most fortunate folks are fulfilling the ideal picture perfectly. Again, statistics have always shown that the holiday season is traditionally the most stressful and depressing time of year for millions of people. Honestly, the holidays stopped exciting me over a decade ago. But I hope everyone who cares to be festive enjoys this season with the people that share their love. Love must be reciprocal for it to be optimally beneficial, right? Better yet, what’s the point of one-sided love? To take it a step further, how often do you act like you care about people, places, and things just to seem normal? I bet y’all don’t even recognize how brainwashed you are, huh? Whenever you’re doing what you’re told, or what you’re “supposed” to do, or what everyone else is doing—especially reluctantly—you’re following a preset or prescribed agenda. And that’s what traditions, such as annual celebrations, are—the projection of preset or prescribed attitudes and actions. We don’t have to like, love, or live for the same things. And because we have free will, we can determine for ourselves what things mean to us. Despite what delusional doofuses deduce, it’s normal to not have any holiday cheer, and to experience low spirits. But as long as you’re positive, peaceful, and pushing through, you’re vibrating high. What would you consider a wonderful life? The Frank Capra classic “It’s a Wonderful Life” is a perfect depiction of how imperfect life is. Personally, I would never reveal to the world the details of a life that I’d consider wonderful, because I already have enough happiness haters attempting to hinder my heightening. But unconditional love and limitless possibilities are attractive and aspirational life goals to me. Is it important for your life to appear wonderful even when it’s not? People often refer to social media posts as the “highlight reel” of everyone’s lives. And undoubtedly, living a life full of fumbles, knock downs, strike outs, missed shots, losses, and overall disappointments isn’t anything to showcase or brag about. With that in mind, if you’re discouraged by the belief that your everyday life doesn’t compare to other people’s highlights, remember that sports are boring as fuck until something spectacular happens. Also, not everybody is trying to impress you with lavishness and luxuriousness, some of them are attempting to inspire you to level up if that’s what you long for. Ultimately, I just focus on me, and I believe that’s the best way to stay on track and avoid dissuasion. Diverging slightly, how often do you forget that Christmas is a day meant to commemorate the birth of Jesus Christ? A while ago, I saw a video on social media that showed a pastor confronting a churchgoer about their finances, and condemning them for not contributing a set percentage of their income to the church. The nerve of that motherfucker! Even if I were a hardcore religionist, who placed all my faith in God, I wouldn’t be foolish enough to believe that any human who chooses to lead a congregation could have a closer relationship to God than me. In my opinion, intermediaries are just a means of misunderstanding and mishandling the missions that the master sets for mankind. I don’t deal with middlemen. Take me to the leader, right? And that’s the perfect segue for me to wrap this up with a word for all the devilish demons out there trying to dim my light and steal my shine. The only social media handle I use to interact online is @beauamoureux, and that’s for all platforms. If you’ve ever been contacted by someone claiming to be me, or stating that they’re my representative, I wasn’t involved. I write all my posts personally—this isn’t a joint venture. If you have an issue with me or anything that I’ve posted, there’s an active phone number on the “Contact” page of this website, which you can find by tapping the three horizontal bars at the top of the screen on your mobile device. Please, don’t make me turn down to my controversial comedian frequency. Peace.