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Beau Tells, IV

Collectively, people have a lot of problems. Every time I think I’ve identified the one thing that could potentially help people overcome their biggest problems, I learn something different about people. The fact is, and this is obvious, there is no solitary solution to any single problem or set of problems. If your navigation app can find multiple routes to an individual destination, you can discover various paths to resolutions. For instance, some people think analogies are corny, more people have trouble comprehending them, and other people only gain clarity through comparing and contrasting. We’re all different! And that means we’re not all the same, which means everything ain’t for everybody. How many people do you believe truthfully and immutably apprehend that people are different? Guessing, I assume that the vast majority of people would rather integrate than segregate. I know that seems ridiculous, considering how divided people are on damn-near everything, but it’s a very regardful assumption. Remember, your most practiced customs and your most followed culture aren’t the only customs and cultures around. At a minimum, there will forever be just as many people who disapprove of and disagree with you as vice versa. It sounds simple, but like I told y’all before, simple-ass people have a hard time effectively simplifying things. What established industry encourages people to use logic and reasoning, or even sheer expertise, to advance the industry? I’m not saying said industry doesn’t exist, but off the top of my head, I can’t think of one. In my opinion, most people are so accustomed to following orders, they rarely do what makes the most sense—they just do what they were trained, directed, or coerced to do. Conformity breeds cowardice! I’ve always been a natural rebel, and I’m grateful for my life-long maturity and intelligence. Because it ain’t easy mutinying. There’s a reason why strong-minded people, like me, infrequently occupy positions of power. Well, there’s a couple reasons. One, we don’t play along. There are far too many sycophantic bootlickers in society for a rebel to rebel without being ratted out or targeted and eradicated. Two, many of us aren’t willing to dedicate our lives to fighting for a bunch of ungrateful-ass, stupid-ass, undeserving-ass people! Y’all motherfuckers can’t even say please and thank you without feeling like more of the ass-kissers that you already are! Who in their right mind would go to war for y’all?!

I’ve respected Joe Budden since I began paying attention to him. Joe has always worn his heart on his sleeve, he’s been mostly genuine from the beginning of his career, and his mask is a lot more transparent than most people’s. You know those metaphorical “masks” that some psychologists proclaim everyone wears to conceal their true selves, repress their darkest desires, present a more socially acceptable persona, and protect their psyches, right? In the movie, The Mask, anyone who wore the magical mask would transmute into their most unrepressed form. So, for the characters of the movie, wearing the magical mask was equivalent to removing their metaphorical one. I definitely wear a mask. And much like both the protagonist and antagonist in The Mask, if I were to embody my most uninhibited form, there would be a lot of destruction… but of all the right things and for all the right reasons. Personally, I believe maintaining order is imperative to keeping the peace. However, I also believe there are fine lines between order and oppression, and peace and persecution! The problem is, we can’t allow “the powers that be” to choose the battles, make the rules of engagement, and decree the rewards for winning a battle. To put it simply, why the fuck would we ever allow our oppressors to define oppression?! And why the fuck would we let them dictate what we have the right to fight for?! If you know that something isn’t fair, and you recognize that the unfair thing is the result of corruption, and you realize that said corruption has a negative effect on your life, and you understand that subverting the corruptive authorities has the potential to evoke change, and you know that change would have a positive outcome, what’s your best excuse for being a coward?! Joe Budden found a way to be himself, his way, and capitalize on it. I think a lot of people could learn from Joe’s originality. And as an original individual, myself, I appreciate the fact that you motherfuckers can learn from me too. Which is why I’m doing what I’m doing—to inspire innovation! Innovation is indispensable. Because continuity is immensely reliant upon the introduction of new methods and ideas, and we can’t adapt to our ever-changing world without progression and expansion. In other words, nothing new means the same old shit, and the same old shit indicates inevitable devolution.

RIP to Paul Ruebens. Pee-wee Herman’s unapologetic eccentricity was a driving force that galvanized me into unapologetically being myself. That’s a fact! And much like Joe Budden, there’s been persistent unfriendly rumors concerning Pee-wee Herman’s sexuality. Also, Paul, himself, wasn’t pardoned from the vicious rumors, either. I’ve been open about my support of the LGBTQ+ community since I started this blog, and even long before that. To keep it funky, I plainly don’t give a fuck what other people are doing with their hearts, minds, and genitalia—as long as they are safe, healthy, and happy. While we’re on the subject, if you don’t know, TS Madison—a popular internet personality—was around for years before she got famous. TS Madison is a transsexual woman with a penis larger than most cisgender males. Her porn moniker was “Big Dick Bitch”. How do I know? Because I’ve watched some of TS Madison’s porn. Is it disgusting? That’s subjective. Is it entertaining? Abso-fucking-lutely! For the record, I am a heterosexual male. I love vagene! And if I weren’t one-hundred percent secure with my manhood, I wouldn’t even be telling this story. Again, this blog is in my namesake, I’m the only me, and I’m not running from ridicule. I sincerely, seriously, and wholeheartedly don’t give a FUCK about what none of y’all fake-ass motherfuckers think! Most of y’all just aren’t truthful, which rouses me to keep it a buck, at all times. I don’t want to be nothing like y’all! From my perspective, what good is the internet if we can’t explore worlds that we’d never experience without it? As a philomath—a lover of learning—I use the internet extensively. And to be honest, I wouldn’t be mad if transsexual women permanently replaced males in porn! If you’d watch a lesbian fuck another woman with a strap-on, why wouldn’t you watch a transsexual woman fuck a cisgender woman with a real dick?! Better yet, if you’d watch a dude fuck a chick, why wouldn’t you watch a chick-with-a-dick fuck a chick? Additionally, we all know transsexuals are the biggest kink in the world, right now. In fact, HBO recently released a documentary titled, “The Stroll”, that highlights the infamous transsexual prostitution era of New York’s Meatpacking District. I know, trans women “packing” “meat” and “packing” niggas’ asses with said “meat” in the “Meatpacking District” is wild! In the documentary, they recount the violence, policing, and gentrification that lead to a movement for transgender rights. I haven’t watched the doc yet, but I’m sure it’s riveting and eye-opening, and I can’t wait to check it out. Be yourself, be happy, and be innovative!

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