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Shout-out to “Sammy” from State Farm, and welcome to the “weird, weak, and worthless” witness list. Please, feel free to fill in your family and…

For the record, the CIA is confiscating my consciousness, in a sense, and using my unique understanding of us to update answers that askers acquire…

Tiffany Haddish (allegedly), tell the tender tyrants that it’s time to take a timeout, because this level of taking terrorism and torture too far is…

Jaz, why did y’all delete that incredibly incriminating and annoyingly, alarmingly allusive livestream? I was definitely about to deliver a duffel full of diseased, deadly…

Would you guys like to hear what a super sad subliminal slight from the sadistic Satanists sounds like? Click here to catch a clip of…

I promise, with my left hand on the Bible and right hand to your God, ain’t shit that you diseased dick-eating, dying doofuses can do…

Pink and peace signs is a pretty common theme in the punk-ass police’s premeditated plan to play with my psyche until I go psycho. Again,…

The Feds furnished Pusha T with the facts about Drake’s furtive fatherhood, the same way they shared the stories of Drake’s posse’s purported pedophilia with…

Trigger warning, this rhetoric is about to get ridiculously real, and I’m going to try really hard to be respectful. First, it’s a fact that…