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Everybody’s Stupid, CCCLXXIX

Apparently, “MAGA” has many mourning “…in the Morning” after an abrupt axing of the historic hip hop radio regiment. But you can still subscribe to the sleepy show as an independent institution on YouTube. This kind of reminds me of when Math Hoffa made a mockery of himself by broadcasting a bogus backstory during a hilarious hiatus when the shop where his show is shot was being renovated. If you remember, I told y’all that cock and bull shit was suspicious, as Hoffa had been subliminally slighting me and my situation sustainably—even implementing elements from my stories in his shit. Again, that’s a typical theme—a predictable pattern—with the commencing culprits and the consequent cover-up crew. Stealing my shine, blocking my blessings, discrediting my dependability, purloining my past, and copying my consciousness is all supposed to make me quit quietly, crazily crash out, submit my soul to Satan via suicide, stay “stuck,” or just be lost in this “loss.” Simply, they’re suggesting that I ain’t special and shouldn’t continue confidently, despite the extreme efforts the eternal enemy is exhausting—requiring the recruitment of an entire entertainment industry—to prevent my preeminence and popularity. Like I said, the culture won’t recover from this! Court is coming, clowns. Anyhoo, according to the great gospels, Mary Magdalene was a wonderful woman who walked with Jesus and witnessed his crucifixion and resurrection. An internet influencer who called herself “Mary Magdalene” recently dropped to her death in a curious case that coincides with the conspiracy that I’m consistently communicative about. For the record, I’m a realist and a really reasonable, rational person who rarely fantasizes or fixates on imaginative things. I play Fortnite frequently, but other than that, my maturity and mindfulness are unmatched. Even if you’re in the thick of things, y’all would never believe how deep this nightmarish, nonsensical “experiment” goes. Do you know how I know y’all are stupid? It’s because you play so much that you played yourselves, and after I asserted that I was awaiting the inevitable instance when it would be impossible for you to run and return to regularly scheduled programming. Like I said, I’m more intelligent, influential, and inspirational than most motherfuckers will ever be. I’m smarter, stronger, and more serious than stupid, sorry sacks of shit. And I ain’t stopping until I’m satisfied. Still, stating stuff simplistically doesn’t seem to stick with these thick-witted, Teletubby-type thugs. I guess “you can show them better than you can tell them,” huh? At this point, if you believe any of the Breakfast Club bitches’ on-air offerings, you’re as bonkers as a bald-headed bitch who brags about being buyable while busting their booty open for Big Brother and promoting said prostitution to pusillanimous pussies who propagandize people’s pain for profit. The Breakfast Club is seemingly as scripted as cable news, the country’s most crooked cops and their conspiratorial commanders control the commentary, and this is scary shit. Y’all, “fake news” ain’t just a term thrown to and fro when someone significant is evading exposure after scandalous stories are damningly disseminated—the Feds and their flunkies are literally formulating fictional tales and role-playing in real life to substantiate the simulated scams! Which begs the question, how much or reality is real? Answer that among yourselves. But allow me to address an annoying and alarming recurrence right now. I keep getting notifications on my phone of a certain character’s Threads account, as well as seeing her more likable lookalike as I swipe and scroll on TikTok. I don’t even open the Threads app, but I figure that the Feds feel I should focus on stupid shit to humble me. Miss, I’m sure there’s stress, sadness, and shame deriving from your disrespectful, disappointing involvement in this sucky situation. Please relieve yourself of remorse, if you feel any, by removing yourself from said situation. I’m generally and genuinely uninterested in you and your content. Some of the stuff I’ve said shouldn’t have be taken seriously, as you’re a central component of the charades, chicanery, and cartoonish circumstances created to cause me physical and psychological pain. Whether you’ve been exploited or were excited to entertain the endlessly evil enemies’ desire to defame and dissuade me from being dedicated and determined to elevate and evolve, I don’t care. But I’ll show you, soon…

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