“I used to be scared of the dick, now I throw lips to the shit! Handle it, like a real bitch! Heather Hunter, Janet Jacme—take it in the butt! Yeah, yes, what!?” Our continuation couldn’t continue without women willing to get down and dirty on the “D” for fun and furthering families. So, sex isn’t necessarily nasty in itself. However, whores are wildly wicked and wasteful, which worsens humanity and has historically made many men wage wars in an already war-ridden world. Remember, “Kane” was killed—along with a few of his fellow foolish friends—because he fucked and forgot a lovely lady with a crazy cousin. Inimical, injurious influences indeed made “Kane” fuck and forget a fine female, as well as encouraged the gross gang activity that drove demented dudes and “Ilena’s Cousin” to do a drive-by shooting that led to the loss of lives. Rest in peace to Samuel Monroe, Jr. Without question, Ice Cube, Tupac, 50 Cent, Jay-Z, Chief Keef, Lil Durk, Young Thug, Young Jeezy, TI, and many more have caused countless casualties by being nonsensical niggas with the asinine aspiration and ambition to be famous for it! So, fuck you niggas! And if you think I’m supposed to be scared or something, mindless motherfuckers, ain’t nothin’ on this perishable planet more mortal than a nonsensical nigga! You’re not invincible or immortal, stupid! Just think about all the friends and family members that every everyday Earthling loses or has lost because someone stupid couldn’t control their weak-ass mind! Who the fuck do niggas think they are?! You’re delusional, dummies! Why do y’all think there’s thirty nonsensical niggas with nonsensical niggas everywhere they go? It’s because they’re steadily scared—worried that the worst will happen at any moment—whether they’ll admit it or not! Additionally, y’all know that these niggas are super sensitive and extra emotional, which is why you’re worried when someone tells them the truth, right? Exactly! So, stop believing that these thick-witted thugs are the hardest humans who ever existed, because strength is shown by poise under pressure and tenacity in trying times—not by throwing temper tantrums and carelessly crashing out! Fuck outta here! Anyhoo, as far as inimical, injurious influences go, the same shit can be said for famous females who think that promiscuity and pussy-popping proves that they’re worthy or worthwhile. Like, how the figgity fuck does that work? How many fatherless children and violated victims exist because risqué rappers and salacious singers—who impress impressionable girls and grown-ass women—see self-respect as the freedom to be confidently carefree, callous, and controversial in a world where some rules and regulations are restrictive to prevent people from perpetrating personal problems? In other words, you’re doing dumb, destructive, depressing things to yourselves—on purpose! Honestly, Doechii, I like your little “nigga-what-it-do dance,” but I’m mature—which is really rare, right? How many perverted people see sexualized scenes and think that means the person portraying the sex symbol can be easily entered? Better yet, how many perverted people portray sex symbols—openly objectifying themselves—believing that shit’s safe because Doechii does it? You know what, I’ll leave you out of this—even though I didn’t. Still, shout-out to you and your two twin sisters for being so chocolatey. Returning readers, I don’t know if it’s a coincidence or part of the crazy conspiracy centered on me, but as soon as I mentioned “Guardians of the Galaxy” and its connection with said conspiracy, Doechii painted herself pink like the ladies that the “Lord” loved on in the movie. And yes, Doechii, who is an everyday Earthling that regularly reads and writes, is here for the same reasons you are—I’m a powerful, polarizing, popular person! Doe, you want another one? “Boomerang,” and it’s quite clear who your character would be, right? Y’all, it’s plainly playing out this way—what can I say? “I know you hear me, you slimy, sleazy, sneaky, slithering son of a bitch!” The patterns paint a picture if you’re perceptive. Recently, Lil Kim’s lyrics for “Not Tonight” trended along with a dirty dance that everybody and their mama thought was appropriate and acceptable. “The moral of the story is this—you ain’t lickin’ this, you ain’t stickin’ this! And I got witnesses, ask any nigga I been wit’! They ain’t hit this shit ‘til they stuck they tongue in this!” Girl, bye! Fuck wrong with y’all? Moving on, do you know how I know y’all are stupid? It’s because you think I’m just joking because I’m funny as fuck, but I’m definitely dead-ass about conquering the whole wide world and saving souls. And soon…
Omniscience