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Everybody’s Stupid, CLXX

Boy, those Joes sure love quitting, don’t they!? Shout-out to rapper Cardi B, who very wisely agreed with the president’s decision to not pursue a second term in office. I wouldn’t call Joe Biden’s bowing out of his 2024 presidential campaign a premature evacuation, but I also didn’t expect him to offload his fluid candidacy so abruptly. The smartest of us know that Biden dropping out of the race was a bigger win for republicans than it was for democrats, which means it’s a loss for liberal Americans. Who can beat Donald Trump now? As if Biden wasn’t faced with an uphill battle against the tangerine, right-wing burger king of Capitol Hill, anyone who takes the incumbent president’s place will have a heavier load and a steeper climb. I would love to see a female president in the White House, but if Stacey Abrams couldn’t win the governor’s seat in Georgia after two wholehearted attempts, I don’t see Kamala winning in Georgia or any “purple” state. However, I do believe that vice president Harris will give Donald Trump “the business” in every upcoming presidential debate, and maybe that will be enough to vitalize and invigorate undecided and uninspired voters enough for the People to turn this seemingly hopeless situation in democrats’ favor. When was the last time you gave up on something that you really wanted? My patience is great for nearly everything important, so I don’t mind taking the scenic route to any rewarding destination. Quitters never win because they don’t give themselves a chance to. Some people get close to their goals and abandon their dreams because they’re tormented by their past failures, and they quit because they don’t want to compound the doubt and discouragement that accompanies failure with subsequent or repetitive disappointment. I’m not going to say that all quitters are weak-ass people, but the ones that quit and then dedicate their lives to hating on everyone else’s success are definitely pathetic-ass people. Imagine ending an unsuccessful career in a field that you’ve dreamed of dominating your entire life just to start a different career where you obligate yourself to commentating on everyone who dominates the field that you retired from. Of course, that person is going to be bitter and bad-tempered, right? With all that Joe Biden has accomplished in his political career, whether you hate him or love him, you can’t deny the impact that he’s had on his constituents, colleagues, and fellow citizens. And that thought begs the question, would you rather be revered or feared? On Earth, humans are going to wish you the worst regardless of how helpful or harmful you are—motherfuckers are going to find reasons to despise you. From my perspective, nobody will ever solely be either revered or feared, it just doesn’t work that way. You’re going to be loved, hated, and everything in between no matter what! With that in mind, be prepared to fight for your respect, defend your honor, and evoke fear into your objectors whenever your goals will force you to cross paths with quitters who don’t want to see you accomplish what they couldn’t. I can look at Kamala Harris and see the “I don’t give a fuck” in her, and I love that. And the Oakland-bred attorney must relinquish every fuck she has to give, until she has absolutely no fucks at all, if by the grace of y’all God she wins this presidential election. I bet people have been praying more than ever over the past few years, huh? Are you ready for a civil war? If you don’t think a widespread war is possible in the United States, you’re probably the type of person who isn’t looking for suspicious activity whenever you’re around large groups of people. In America, a mass shooting could happen at any moment. Contrary to what psychologist and authorities want you to believe, people losing their minds is completely fucking normal. If people know that violence is expected, and anger is typical, and hatred is common, and they don’t care, doesn’t that make them stupid?

What do you think the biggest cancel-worthy smear tactic will be for Kamala Harris? Without question, republicans are about to pull out all the stops in attempts to prevent people from trusting the potential first black female president of the United States. The VP’s deep-fake nudes are about to be all over the internet, they’re going to try making her seem as nigga-like as possible, and they are likely to attempt questioning her blackness. Plus, the number of death threats that I’m sure Harris is already getting must be record-breaking. If I were the Secret Service, my biggest concern would be copycat wannabe assassins. Leading by example is a very powerful motivator, and nothing says “you can do it” like watching another motherfucker with the guts to try. As someone who deeply understands human psychology, there’s certain shit that democrats should have been done that would fuck with stupid people’s minds. Like blue hats that say “Make America Great Again,” wearing red attire during every conference and debate, and just blurring the lines between the red side and the blue side. It’s obvious that there are no diabolical geniuses anywhere near the democratic party. What if we found out, and it was verified, that Kamala had a nasty whore phase during her Howard University years? Some women’s whore phase lasts all through their 30s, then they get older and want to settle down with someone who would’ve never fucked them during their whore phase. What type of shit is that? We don’t love you hoes! I think a lot of women do hoe-shit just because they’re bored with life. Like I continue to remind y’all, boredom is baneful. How important is sex to you? Personally, with my immense level of self-discipline, I could hold out for as long as I want. There are people out there who are approaching the age of fifty swiftly, and they still believe that anyone who isn’t having sex regularly isn’t cool. And many of those people, especially the men, have never been in relationships with partners who others in their age range would deem worthy of marrying. I believe that maturity plays a large role in people’s sex lives. Those of us who value our bodies and cherish our overall health don’t care to share intimate experiences with people who we don’t trust or respect. So, if I wouldn’t marry her, I’m not fucking her! Additionally, having been mature all my life, I can attest to the fact that sex doesn’t excite fully fledged adults the way it does foolish and fatuous folks of a certain age. Have you ever envisioned Barack and Michelle Obama getting it in? Mature or not, some people just don’t seem like they fuck at all, right? But I bet Barack tore Michelle’s ass up the night he won the presidency back in 2008—a victory fuck. Shit, and I bet he didn’t have a choice—it appears like Michelle wears the pants in that relationship. Do you know what I think would pretty much secure Kamala Harris’ victory in November? It would be choosing Michelle Obama as her vice president! Now, I have another freaky-ass scenario for you, what do you think would happen if president Kamala Harris got caught getting her pussy eaten by a male intern at the White House? I know, that’s vulgar, but men love powerful women as much as women love powerful men—ask me how I know. I don’t think it would even matter what the guy’s name was, he’d be “Mr. Lewinsky” for the rest of his life. And that brings me to my last point of this post. No matter who you are, you’re defined by your most notable achievement. Nobody can choose how they are perceived, which means they can’t choose the reception that they receive. Remember, love, hate, respect, and contempt are an aggregate. So, if you want to be known for being the best version of you, never give up! Because people will NEVER forget that you quit! Peace.

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