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Everybody’s Stupid, CLXVII

Humans, I know that you’ll never accept it, but y’all are the fucking problem! Humans be like, “Oh, if I don’t express my insignificant-ass opinions about everything that doesn’t affect me or have anything to do with me, people who don’t give a fuck about me won’t know how important I want those insubstantial-ass opinions to be to them!” Again, shutting the fuck up shows restraint, respect, and recognition of the potential repercussions of rudeness. And if you think you can just walk around being rude without repercussions, you’re in for a rude awakening! Diverging slightly, I heard Eminem’s new album, “The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce),” and I’d give it a solid 6.5 out of 10. To date, I’ve only listened to the album once, and I skipped the interludes, but Em didn’t disappoint—in my opinion—and gave fans a classic Slim Shady LP. One of the funniest things Em said on the album was that Diddy beat Cassie because she ran off with his dildo, and that was one of a few Diddy snubs. Maybe it’s the maturity in me, but it’s difficult for me to hate people who haven’t wronged me just because they’ve had human experiences. Diddy isn’t a saint, but who is? Motherfuckers sit around hoping, wishing, and praying that their dirty deeds are never exposed. And those sanctimonious and holier-than-thou motherfuckers, just like religious zealots, are typically the biggest sinners. Many religionists think they can do whatever the fuck they want and be forgiven by their god as long as they repent and ask for forgiveness. How hard is it to just be a good person? Humans make mistakes and deliberate dumb decisions, and ain’t no way around that. But to be a conscious counterintuitive culprit is corrupt and irreligious! When was the last time you did or said something that you knew would send you straight to hell? Back in the day, my dad never cussed, and he attended church religiously, but he was unfaithful to his wives, girlfriends, and side chicks. So, that motherfucker wouldn’t say “fuck,” but he was fucking all the BBWs and barely attractive homewreckers he could find. Many people think they’re doing themselves a favor by picking and choosing their sins. Wrong is wrong, regardless of how wronger other sins are. And why ain’t wronger a word? Anyhoo, like I mentioned before, if I were a believer, I would rather go to hell than heaven. I can’t imagine heaven being a paradise with so many rules and regulations—it seems oppressive. And from my perspective, sustained sinners would probably prefer to sustain their sinning, so they’d be better off in hell, too. If this offends you, I’m not sorry. But I promise I respect everyone’s beliefs, just respect mine in return. If nobody’s told you lately, the world doesn’t revolve around you. And even if everyone weren’t “entitled” to think independently and live freely, who the fuck is anyone to dictate other people’s actions and beliefs? Again, humans are the fucking problem. Since I was a kid, I’ve supported people’s right to liberty and autonomy. I was so intelligent and mature as a kid that I would play stupid just to show signs of being relatable. Admittedly, I regret pretending to be dumb for any reason. Speaking of pretending, how are all the liars doing out there? And why isn’t dishonesty a deadly sin? I believe that subverting the truth is like sabotaging reality. Liars don’t want actuality to be factual, which means they want reality to be fictional. The truth is precious and worthy of protection, right? How far are you willing to go to uphold and hold down the truth? In the Bible, when Jesus was addressing a group of Jews who perceived him as their savior, Jesus told those motherfuckers, “And you shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free.”  Meaning, “Yes, motherfuckers, I am him! Now gon’ ‘bout y’all business, and do as you wish.” Similarly, I’m telling y’all that I am “the truth!” And trying to undermine me is equivalent to a deadly sin.

So, some American hero or villain—depending on how you look at it—fumbled an assassination attempt on Donald Trump over the weekend, which basically secured his victory in the upcoming presidential election. There’s nothing Americans love more than gangsters, wealth, and power. Donald Trump’s ear was grazed by a bullet during the unsuccessful attempt on his life, making him the survivor of a gunshot wound. Additionally, reports indicate that Trump’s net worth increased by a billion dollars following the assassination attempt. To boot, who’s more powerful than the American president? This is what happens when you send a boy to do a man’s job. Do you think Thomas Crooks, Trump’s would-be assassin, was made a martyr by greater authorities? Better yet, do you think there will be copycat shooters at rallies now? As an individualist, I try my best to inspire independent thinking in people who are open to my influence. Personally, it’s vitally important for me to think for myself. What’s more, I recognize the significance of self-governance in a world full of followers and fraidy-cats. Humans be like, “Never be yourself! Why would you ever do that? Unique people are weird. You should be like everyone else so people won’t talk bad about you.” Humans, y’all are weak and stupid! Damn, I ain’t said that in a while. I don’t have much else to say about somebody trying to kill Donald Trump, other than be proactive out there. A lot of you niggas rub too many people the wrong way, and you may have crossed the wrong person without even knowing it! Moving on, rest in peace to Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy—two former American presidents who put game changing politics into effect before being taken out by conservatives who were threatened by change. As time progresses, you’ll hear right wingers preaching the importance of conservatism more and more. And it will be because the People are growing increasing tired of the same old shit. Remember, to people who spurn growth and progression, change is unacceptable and contemptible. I think everyone should refrain from expressing the treasuring of their “entitlement” to their opinions because it gives insensible people an excuse to be burdensome and overbearing. Instead, explain your proneness to expressing yourself freely as a personal preference. By conveying that you prefer to openly speak your mind, it gives the impression that you’re not immune to the consequences of doing so. People are stupid, which means they often don’t understand things, and that creates a steady state of confusion for them. For instance, if Donald Trump was smart enough to comprehend the outcome of outrage, he would try harder to circumvent offense, and he likely wouldn’t have a gunshot wound right now. By the same token, if people had the capacity to catch onto the consequences of enmity and antipathy, violence wouldn’t be so viral. Once more, there’s great power in understanding. Diverging a bit, I hate to hear people crying—it instantly disconcerts me. But I also apprehend that people frequently bring hardship and heartache on themselves by misunderstanding or not caring enough about consequences. As it pertains to violence, a motherfucker has to be extremely bold or excruciatingly bored to be a consumer of content based on reality while antagonizing humans who are capable of anger. That may sound a little oversimplified, or maybe even overly specific, but think about it. What’s going on in motherfuckers’ minds for them to know exactly what happens when people get angry while insisting on making people angry? It’s almost like humans want to suffer the worst possible consequences, right? This was a slow post for me because I didn’t really feel like writing, so let me wrap this up. In conclusion, shut the fuck up and leave people the fuck alone or get shut the fuck up and be made to leave people the fuck alone! That’s simple enough to understand, ain’t it? Peace.

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