Trump tends to trigger tons of terrorists tempted by the thought of thwarting terrorism. Terrorism is distinctly defined as the unlawful use of vicious violence or immoral intimidation against civilized civilians, often to push predatory political agendas. And goofy-ass governments around this giant globe generally get generous with their vicious violence and immoral intimidation when pushing predatory political agendas, commonly causing civilized citizens to turn understandably uncivilized. Nevertheless, another assassination attempt against an already disgraced Donald doesn’t deserve firm focus, because Beau believes it’s bigly bogus. Another stupid staged stunt, huh? Taking taxpayers’ tender to foot the bill for ultimately unnecessary shit ain’t nothing new. Technically, Trump needs no exaggerated excuses for doing Donald-ly deeds while pushing the presidential pen and giving official orders, right? And because building a big ballroom at a wasted wing of the White House has prompted political pushback while broadly broadcasted bullshit is at an all-time high, the travestied theatrics of another safely survived “assassination attempt” is a petty, puerile person’s perfect power trip. Yet, in Donald’s defense, since he stays sticking to supplied scripts, the president probably never notices what’s what. The Feds frequently fabricate fictions and fake news to furnish folks with, and news networks normally consider communication coming from the country’s chief conspirators credible if vetted and verified, despite said conspirators ceaselessly controlling circumstances that force fabrications into fruition. This is where the chaos and confusion come in, because facts are factual even when made-up madness and mayhem only actually happen because agents, acolytes, and actors actualize it. Your Honor, the truth about the tender tyrants’ terrible tactics is truly terrifying, because broadly broadcasted bullshit manipulates many malleable minds—to the point where weirdos would wreck themselves for their fast-fading “fifteen minutes.” Do you catch my drift, Your Honor? I can’t currently clarify my conclusion ‘cause conspirators co-opt co-conspiring copycats to play the victim—acting as if being stalked, surveilled, and subliminally slighted by the so-called secret society is completely common—and they’re steadily stealing my stories and smart statements. But this stupid shit is overly over once the truest truth’s told! Forever is a mighty long time, which is why weak-ass weirdos with wisdom wouldn’t want to be weird forever. Wise up! Change can calm craziness, correct circumstances, clear confusion, and much more. Try it sometime, stupid-ass motherfuckers! Anyhoo, someone surely supposed that the feisty, funny fight between “Holy Hands” and “Zenith Zion” deserved an honorable mention from me, so congratulations, chicas. In other nigga news, the tall Texas THOT with W.A.P. breaking up with her big, balling boyfriend is typical tabloid “tea,” but this ain’t no motherfuckin’ tabloid. However, since slimy speakers like Tasha K. seem so satisfied with co-conspiring in crazy conspiracies, should I spill some steamy stuff? Nah, not yet. Still, shout-out to miss Megan if she ain’t mad. This group of grudge-holding girlies and girly guys is gargantuan. What the fuck are y’all mad at? Not that I give a fuck, obviously. Stating it simply, putting people on pedestals primary because of popularity isn’t perspicacious, as lots of lamebrains, losers, and lowlifes live in the lap of luxury and are immensely influential solely for sinning. Unfortunately, coveting celebrity because one lusts for lots of late-night lays, or is greedy for gangs of “green,” or pictures projecting a preponderance of pride as the perfect catalyst to catapult their career works wonders for skyrocketing scores of stupid-ass sinners to super success. Again, avariciousness ain’t always ambitiousness, and narcissism is not an admirable attribute. Importance indicates salience and significance, it means to be consequential and critical to something substantial. How important is the entire entertainment industry? Music, movies, television shows, podcasts, and social media are all nonnegotiable necessities, right? In that case, why would celebrity co-conspirators collectively commit career suicide just to stop me from succeeding or scare me away from significant success? Like I said, everybody who’s anybody knows who I am and how highly-weird Hollywood and hateful humans have obsessively oppressed me for years. So, this shouldn’t shock or surprise you. Because soon…
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