Conspiracies continually captivate childishly curious and critically thinking people. And despite his devilishly deceitful “Donkey of the Day” discourse from Friday, Charlamagne is currently connected to a crazy conspiracy that him and his colleagues are consciously continuing as they cooperatively collaborate with the country’s chief conspirators (the Feds and their friends). Your Honor, over the past three or so years, I’ve supplied several suppositions based on details divulged in the conspirators and co-conspirators’ deliberately deceptive dialogue. As if at any point my assumptions or assertions are inaccurate or incorrect, co-conspirators correcting me in their sneakily scripted allusive attacks and subliminal slights confirms their cooperative collaboration with conspirators. Can you guess how many times these stupid motherfuckers have happily told on themselves, Your Honor? Hundreds! Lenard McKelvey, whether you know it or not, you’re humiliating the hell out of yourself, sir. “Because once again, the powers that be are playing in our faces and there is absolutely nothing we can do about it!” That’s a quite questionable quote from Charlamagne, who is presently playing in people’s faces as a proud partner and proponent of said “powers that be.” Once again, indirect insults and passive-aggressive passages are these childish cowards’ favorite cryptic communication choices. For clarity, passive-aggression is being a bitch ‘bout your gripes and grievances and basically beating around the bush instead of being honorably honest—it’s a petty, puerile person thing. Y’all, I’m not a narcissist, and you wouldn’t believe how much broadly broadcasted bullshit is connected to the crazy conspiracy centered on me. “The situation has gotten so real, that the Feds are now investigating. I put ‘investigating’ in air quotes because I don’t trust nothing the federal government got going on. I’m not talking about just the Trump administration; I’m talking about everybody that has ever existed that’s been connected to the federal government.” So, you don’t trust yourself or your partnership position with the punk-ass police, Charlamagne? For the record, again, the Feds forward tips, talking points, and total tirades to popular personalities, pontificating politicians, and network news anchors to normalize nonsensical narratives. In their minds, having conspirator coddlers like Charlamagne speak against conspirators as co-conspirators confuses curious consumers and clears co-conspirators’ names. But nah, nigga, you’re fucking with the Feds! I have the receipts, bruh. Like I said, lots of lying is liable to lead liars to a life of lacking lots of lovable things—like credibility and respect. Objective observers, what are these stupid motherfuckers saying? Are they stupidly suggesting that someone so smart should see that stupidity is here to stay, and that I should simply accept stupidly sustained stupidity or shut up? Are they volunteering imprecise, improper information about me to mold your mind before you can form your own opinion of me? These dummies’ delusion and denial warp their perception of reality, and they’re often the opposite of who they think they are. You’re clearly confused, clowns. My cognizance, comprehensive comprehension, confidence, and true talent trigger these struggle scholars—stupid-ass simpletons steadily struggling to see shit straight while enthusiastically embracing the idiotic idea that their ignorance and inability to interpret information accurately is confirmation that nothing actually makes sense. And that doesn’t make any motherfuckin’ sense! Some motherfuckers will spend their entire lives married to misconceptions and major misunderstandings, being open only to falsehoods or fractions of facts that support their stupid-ass stances. You’re mentally ill as a motherfucker, sirs and ma’ams! Again, never let delusional dummies who’re in denial tell you who you are. These mentally ill, miserable, meddlesome motherfuckers are lying to everybody and have everybody lying, like if enough liars are lying enough I’ll begin to believe that bullshit. Your Honor, I keep killing with kindness and properly placed profanity because somebody’s got to stand solidly for something significant, and who better than me? I’d advise anyone affiliated with the central co-conspirators to dissociate as soon as possible. This ain’t gon’ go the way y’all think, as it hasn’t gone the way you thought, stupid-ass motherfuckers! When will these weak-ass weirdos understand that they won’t win? Your Honor, I write excellent, educational essays just for the fuck of it, so how the fuck could I be a menace to mankind?! But soon…
Omniscience