Do you know why y’all love talking so much? It’s because getting your points across is gratifying, isn’t it? Has completing a conversation ever been a goal for you? If so, what sensation did you feel when the talk was finished? Solving problems, fixing things, relieving stress, alleviating anxiety, cleaning up, helping those in need, etc. is all satisfying. Shit, even just witnessing those things can have a similar effect. And all those things can be directed with simple instructions. In discussing the world’s problems, if people feel accomplished by only accurately conveying their thoughts and opinions—whether it’s facts or exclusively their feelings—why would they ever feel any urgency to effectuate the elements of their so-called solutions to said problems? What’s more, simply the idea of having a sound solution—especially in addition to gaining agreement from others—intensifies one’s sense of satisfaction. What I’m saying is, as opposed to actually solving problems to be gratified by the result of executing an effective plan, many people get a false sense of accomplishment from the relief of unburdening themselves by expressing heavy opinions. And in what I have rightfully deemed the “Opinion Era,” the platforms provided by social media only popularize people’s now-cultural lack of action. With all that being said, is pontificating a pandemic? It’s safe to say that social media has become the new soapbox. And the commonality of “viral” inconsequential casual conversations creates a level of comfort that quenches would-be objectors’ thirst for proper protesting. What are you most passionate about? Our interests and intentions vary immensely, but sustaining success is surely an aspiration that we all share. With social media in mind, it’s mighty evident that many influencers are most passionate about making money with minimal effort online while being mediocre in their fields. On the topic of online orators, to you-know-who, either you’re on my dick or you’re off it, make up your mind. Stop playing with me or leave me the fuck alone, period. Anyhoo, I guess my biggest passion would be attempting to enlighten people. How much have y’all learned from me? You-know-who has been so enlightened that I might as well start charging her tuition! Once again, I’m a high school dropout. Besides, we all know that life lessons aren’t part of the curriculum. Intelligence is inherent to an individual’s innate capacity for comprehending. In other words, smart people are born with the ability to understand on a deeper level. No one needs to be inside a “classroom” located within a building with the words “school” or “university” attached to it to learn. That’s ridiculous to believe, right? Anybody with a decent memory can graduate, as an education is only the acquiring or memorizing of information. Can you imagine college-educated people believing that they’re more qualified to provide information derived from my thought processes—conclusions that they weren’t smart enough to reach without my knowledge and understanding—just because I don’t have a degree? Man, if y’all don’t get y’all stupid asses out of here! Naturally, I’m smart because I’ve always been, and you’re not because you aren’t. As y’all can tell, I’m just rambling today. Shit is about to get real, I’ve got a lot on my mind, and quite frankly, I’m furious! I used to want to be a psychologist, but then I realized that it wouldn’t make sense to pay tens of thousands of dollars to learn things that I already knew. Sarcastically, I thought to myself, “let me go to college and learn about these humans that I’ve known, witnessed, experienced, and interacted with my entire fuckin’ life just so people will respect my opinions, nah!” If you’re in college, why are you still paying for readily available information? I can’t wait to see the look on my haters’ faces when they realize how much I’ve learned about them! Guys, how’s that consternation and concern feeling? Make sure y’all come tap in on Sunday…