I would issue a trigger warning, but I kind of want to trigger y’all. Today, I want to talk about how y’all lie about shit that doesn’t fucking make sense, again. And because this is everybody’s favorite topic to lie about, it’s only fitting that I start with sex. Don’t worry, I’m getting straight to the point. But before you proceed with reading, grow the fuck up! We all know that teenage humans can be sexually attractive, right? For instance, a sixteen-year-old female can be 5’7” with a fully-developed, voluptuous figure. By the same token, a sixteen-year-old male can be 6’2” with a muscular build and facial hair. But those are the ideal physiques—physical features that resemble adulthood—for an adult to potentially circumvent shame and disgrace if caught or discovered engaging in sexual relations with someone under the age of eighteen. Nonetheless, we all also know that many meddling, miserable motherfuckers believe that the age of eighteen isn’t old enough for the so-called “legal adults” to fuck whomever they choose. Do you know how I know humans are full of shit? Again, it’s because y’all lie about shit that doesn’t fucking make sense! Once more, if you visit Pornhub right now and scroll down the homepage, you will indubitably see the word “teen” more than once. And kinks are ubiquitously highlighted and headlined on porn sites because themes like “barely legal” are the most searched and highest viewed pornographic videos on the internet. Do you know what some people do to morally fulfill their kinky “barely legal” sexual desires? They find adults who appear younger than they are. For example, there are 32-year-old females who are short and petite with very subtle feminine features—that may resemble prepubescence. And there are 32-year-old, small and slender males with underdeveloped bodies—that could remind one of an underage male. Many motherfuckers act like the first thing that should come to a human’s mind when encountering someone sexually attractive is “how old is this human that I’d fuck if given the opportunity?” But if you want to fuck somebody, the first thing that comes to your mind is literally “I want to fuck this person.” So, if you want to fuck somebody, but you find out that they’re underage or much younger than you expected, that doesn’t change the fact that you inquired about their age specifically because you wanted to fuck them. And that means, physiologically, you are naturally attracted to humans that arouse you. Being an adult and claiming that only humans over the age of 21 arouse you, naturally, is a lie that doesn’t make any fucking sense! And it doesn’t make sense because it defies nature, and all things natural are self-evident. Even if you admit that you find younger people sexually attractive, claiming that you wouldn’t fuck them is also a fucking lie, because you’ve already admitted that they arouse you. Please, stop fucking lying! If a teenager is appropriately sexually active, why is the age of the genitalia that pleases them important? Teenagers fuck for the same reason as adults—because it’s pleasurable! The fact of the matter is, kinky sex is more exciting and enjoyable, which is why many young people fantasize about sex with older people and vice versa. Like with everything else, lies don’t change facts, right? As long as y’all are lying, life will continue to not make sense. Sex isn’t always about chemistry and commonality, it’s often only about cumming. Which means sexual partners frequently share the common goal of solely pleasuring each other. In the United States, the legal age of consent is sixteen in 31 states, seventeen in 7 states, and eighteen in 12 states. So, understand that regardless of how you feel, “barely legal” sex is basically legal. But not that the legalities matter, because if y’all are lying about not wanting to do it, you’re for damn sure lying about not doing it!
For the record, Beau Amoureux is my legal name. Also, my criminal record is virtually spotless. Additionally, I’m not difficult to find. And I mention all that because there are celebrity cowards out there, who have been hiding behind their fame and defaming my name, and who would love for y’all to believe that I’m running from something or someone. The cowards have been spreading rumors, hiring investigators, attacking me allusively on their public platforms, and worse. The truth of the matter is, unlike the aforementioned cowards, I’m not an entertainer. And as someone who aspires to inspire change, the last thing that I want to do is be the next big talker. All historic inspirational humans have ever done is talk, right? As opposed to people primarily hearing me and seeing me, I prefer for them to feel me more than anything else. And either I’m a narcissist, or nearly everyone who comes across my blog feels me deeply. With that, I suppose that everyone who feels me knows that my writing comes from a genuine place. So, when I tell you cowards that nobody is going to respect you when I’m done, I want you to try your best to feel it and understand that it’s coming from a place of authenticity. Anyhoo, what things do you take the most seriously? Admittedly, there are a few things that I do inefficiently, and it’s due to force of habit. Breaking habits can be difficult, but the degree of difficulty is determined by one’s will power. Keeping my mind strong is something that I take extremely seriously, and I’m always training said mind. And in an effort to acclimate myself to—or normalize the action of—breaking bad habits, I have deliberately formed and broken several habits throughout the course of my current spiritual journey. Honestly, my soul search—or spiritual journey—is destined to be life-long. I never want to stop learning and improving. But if you want to know how to break long-standing habits, it can be as simple as replacing them with substituted actions. For instance, if you’re accustomed to scrolling through social media when your mind begins to wonder from boredom, especially if you want to ween yourself off aimlessly scrolling through meaningless content, try thinking about something specific that you’re curious about or concerned with and watch full-length videos on the subject instead of short clips. If you commit to watching extended videos on things that you find interesting, mainly when the recommendations aren’t intriguing, you may be less prone to scrolling due to a lack of interest or short attention span. To boot, once a habit is formed, carrying it out is liable to become an impulse. And like with sexual urges, trying to ignore impulses can be close to impossible. So, replacing old habits with new ones—or bad habits with good ones—instead of trying to quit cold turkey could grant a higher possibility of success. And trust me, breaking the habit of watching these mind-melting podcasts could add years to your life. Seemingly, podcasters don’t even think about what they’re saying most of the time—they’re just saying shit. And like I always say, there’s nothing wrong with shutting the fuck up! Hurting people’s feelings is seldom my goal. Generally, my aim is to get people to think more. And if you think about it, lies are the single-most destructive force known to mankind. Lies are undoubtedly a top contributor to humanity’s mental health crisis. It’s a lie that big breasts and ample asses are the sexiest things about femininity. It’s a lie that large penises are the biggest symbol of masculinity. It’s a lie that beauty means perfection. It’s a lie that sex should always be sacred. It’s a lie that kinks are amoral. It’s a lie that laws are incontestable. It’s a lie that having a good reputation means you’re a good person. It’s a lie that being flawed makes you a horrible person. I’m going to keep telling y’all, all this shit is made up! And if we want shit to change, all we have to do is make up some new shit. Peace.