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Everybody’s Stupid, CCCXXXVIII

Da Baby (allegedly), that’s dope, but I don’t need you to rap about what I’m writing about, bruh. My story is coming straight from the source, stop shrinking my shit to something smaller and less significant! What’s wrong with y’all, man? Y’all ought to be tired of tangoing, twisting, and tootsie rolling to the same tired tune! Masquerades are made to mislead many and mock matters with major consequences. And “faking the funk” has been frowned upon for far longer than you jesters and jezebels have jollily joked about the janky acts that are jamming you up. Folks ain’t feeling that foolishness and fuckery, are they? No, I’ll never join the pity party with the pitiful posse. I’m not sorry for snubbing your stupidity. And the day I slide to the stupid side is the day Skywalker saves the Sith. For the record, I don’t give a fuck about y’all! Now, take all that flashy fake shit y’all are doing, form it into a fleshy phallic figure, and fuck yourselves with it. Get the fuck out of here, stupid-ass motherfuckers! The weak-ass weirdos’ wicked witching and wizardry ain’t working on me because I’m not whacked out. Anew, if you’re reading this, it’s too late! Ain’t shit that a stupid motherfucker can tell me, and ain’t shit y’all can do to stop me from succeeding. Hometown hospital hater-helpers, you’re being sued shortly, and you’re the first of the flock. I’ve visited the emergency room every time that I thought my time was ticking too loudly, if you catch my drift. And every time, I encountered egregious, exploitative, and extrinsic events that were obviously ordered by my opps—the Feds. Like I said, I’m sparing y’all the saddest and most serious and sadistic shit. I have no respect or regard for any of the central conspirators or co-conspiring confederates of the country’s most crooked cops in this conspiracy, regardless of your reason for running with them. I hope the partial payments were worth the promised pain that you’ve stirred up and subsequently self-inflicted. Speaking of self-destruction, stupidity is surely the source of several situations that subject some to seriously severe and sometimes fatal fates. You can’t control what you can’t control, and that’s proven every time a loser or lowlife tries their luck and loses or lands lower than they’d like in life. If you can’t tell, that’s what’s happening here. You losers and lowlifes ain’t lucky! So… shall I show y’all something simple that is sure to shut shit down in the courtroom? This is outrageous Olivia, and she’s one of the Feds’ triggering tarot readers who has completely committed to the assignment and gone “full retard.” Outrageous Olivia is also “homeless homie.” And this is the original offender—Olivia is obviously a doppelgänger of this darling—who isn’t worthy enough to warrant the weak-ass weirdos finding a fake for. That’s not a slight, she simply isn’t significant. Original, if you’re somehow reading this and were sucked into this stupid shit, I’m so fuckin’ sorry. However, the screenshot I shared of the original is from something that she posted approximately 16 years ago… and something was always super suspicious about that situation. Y’all, when I tell you that the Feds have been “following and fucking with me forever,” forever flies far into the past. But I’ll tell that tale when it’s time to. Anyhoo, all of the top tarot readers and talking religionists are tapped in, and if y’all don’t know, damn-near all y’all are doppelgängers. Fortunately for me, I’ve been dishing out diversions to distract these dummies for decades, and they’re clearly confused. Unlike mine, the strategy that the Feds are using is the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen. Like, why are you hating and helping my haters if you don’t hate me? So, am I supposed to help my haters because people I’d help if they weren’t hating are helping my haters? You’re saying and sustaining shit meant to sap my sanity—shit that was started and sustained to save my haters from shame—and I’m supposed save you for what? If you’re standing with who I’m standing against, stand there and suffer with them. And if you don’t want to suffer, kill your motherfuckin’ selves! Man… y’all got me fucked up! And soon…

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