“Fat Daddy Snackifier,” biting is demonstrably what you’re best at, but you should stop—if you haven’t already. On the other, “Olay,” ola! Originality is obviously an overriding objective for me. And because being a one and only comes naturally to me, I’m aware that inspiring and influencing people prompts them to mirror and mimic what they’re impressed by. However, the hostile and hateful hoes and homos of the homeland’s capital have had celebrities and commonplace content creators copy my creativity to cause critics to call my originality into question. Not only that, they have niggas that I’ve never known nut-hugging and nicking my nature. Please, kill your motherfuckin’ selves! Once more, patterns become predictable when they’re perpetuated. These high-up haters have even had half-witted humans—who’re hardly dissenting or disruptive enough to be tracked, tailed, and targeted by them—label highlighted hard times caused by haphazard actions as “humiliation rituals.” Of course, targets of the spooky and spine-chilling so-called secret society—the sadistic Satanists who strive to stop people from being more powerful than them—face “humiliation rituals” before being recruited or removed. And even if nonsense is normal, nothing that these naysayers, niggas, and the nation’s true nuisances are doing to me is fucking normal! Anyhoo, there are plenty of people that I don’t pay attention to that the punk-ass police have put in place to prop up and prolong their pitiful plot—their pathetic premeditated plan. Like I said, my timeline is teeming with trolls, tough-talkers, tarot readers, and talking religionists that the tender tyrants have tasked with trying to trigger me. Why in the world would one want a whole collection of working witnesses to witness what is about to be the worst… If you’re not embarrassed, try harder to humiliate an honest and honorable helper who hasn’t hurt or harmed you just for the fuck of it. Frustration and fury forced these feeble-minded federal agents and their friends to fuck themselves, and they’ve incorporated an indeterminable amount of bad-mouthing, birdbrained, bullheaded bad actors because the bigger the bunch of bullies, the better their chances of breaking me. I repeat, suicide was surely what the sadistic Satanists set out to succeed at stimulating with their sustained and severe strikes and subliminal slights against me. I’m gon’ keep reminding readers about this raid on my life, as these retards relentlessly try to ruin my reputation and ravage my reality, because it’s the right thing to do. And what the fuck do you fuck-ups know about fairness and facing facts? Moving on, Nicki Minaj and Cardi B (allegedly), go ahead and behead each other—on wax or with a whack to a woman’s back. Both Bardi and the Barbie (allegedly, again) have been a big part of the bitch-ass badge boys’ bout to bog down my brain. At one point, Nicki nagged to the fuck-ass Feds on Twitter—claiming that the country’s most crooked cops were causing her chaos and confusion—and an agent actually responded, which I’m sure was staged as it isn’t standard procedure. Ain’t nothin’ fake or false about the facts that I forward here. I’m not even the type to tell lies to be liked. For the umpteenth time, the Feds have been following and fucking with me forever, and fighting for my freedom ain’t fun. The enemy is exhausting everything to eliminate me and exclude me from exposure. I’m not famous or fortunate, and being made fun of by folks with fame and fortune—who’re factually fucking with the Feds—ain’t funny to me. So… would y’all believe me if I told you that I was (allegedly) alluded to in “Mission: Impossible – the Final Reckoning” and James Gunn’s “Superman”? Of course, the latest season of “Rick and Morty” was really remindful of my relevance in pop culture. Like I said, “One Battle After Another” takes shots at this shitty situation and my significance to the superior Satanists of the secret society. And I haven’t watched yet, but if “Beau Is Afraid” has anything to do with me, you weak-ass weirdos better watch out! As if you assume that I’m afraid of anything or anyone, soon…
Omniscience