What scares you the most? Fears force folks to face the fact that they’re mere mortals with several susceptibilities and sensitivities. And like I said, I feel that fearlessness is foolish because survival and self-preservation are contingent on one’s fight or flight response, which is typically triggered by thoughts of promised peril or potentially perishing when problems are presented. Without the belief that one can be beaten or bested, which is irrational and irresponsible, defeat is destined. Life is like a box of chocolates, as eventually, those motherfuckers are going to expire. Still, as a smart, stoic guy who sees straight through stupid, shifty people, and who has seen my fair share of sticky situations, I don’t scare easily. Aside from worldly worries and nature’s nuisances, petty and puerile people are probably the primary cause of conflict and concern for everyone. Stupidity, a symptom of pettiness and puerility, is sometimes scary because it’s been the biggest “boogeyman” of a human habit forever. The stupidest people should surely be severely stabbed, stuffed in a sack, thrown in a trunk, drove to a ditch and dumped! But violence ain’t very virtuous, is it? Notwithstanding, the world is at war because everybody is stupid to somebody. “You’re in my world now, bitch!” That line from a ferocious forefather of fright, Freddy Krueger, is a favorite of mine. If you’re a regular reader, you remember. I’m a forever fan of vicious villains because they’re regularly more ready and resolute than hesitant heroes. Still, in reality, revenge without rhyme or reason—particularly when the punk-ass police are present and prying—tends to thwart triumph. Y’all haven’t heard half of the horrific hills I’ve hiked—without crying, complaining, or calling for help—while creepy, camping, conspiring crooked cops and their cohorts chase the idea of drowning my determination and hacking off my headstrongness. Which begs the question, don’t you dark, dreadful demons deserve doom? Again, though this situation is serious and is set to shake up society when shared, colorful and colloquial commentary brightens the blackness. At this point, dedicating yourself to disbelieving and dismissing the details that I dish is dumb, and you shouldn’t be here if you’re hating or hard of heeding. Anyhoo, how about a few fun facts? First, I attended the same elementary and high schools as Chris Tucker, at different times of course. The elementary school stopped at seventh grade and the high school started at eighth grade, so neither of us needed a middle school. Second, school sucks, so I started skipping early. Third, I lived on Campbellton Road during the time Ciara shot the “Goodies” video, though I didn’t see the shoot. Hi, Ciara! Fourth, the Feds “following and fucking with me forever” began before I became the bold, brave man I am today. Fifth, I’m not a career criminal or an obscene offender. Sixth, the “Matrix” seriously stimulated my speculation and set off a spark in me as soon as I saw it. Seventh, I’ve been fascinated by human psychology my entire life. Yes, even being boring, I’m a cooler person than you! I’m destined to dominate in the most disruptive but least destructive way. Rumination and reservation remain routine for me because thinking and taking time to properly plan to prevent piss-poor performance are permanent priorities. Big Sean (allegedly), you’re welcome for the inspiration, again, and welcome to the witness list. Moving on, in the subliminal slights and allusive attacks of this conspiracy’s conspirators and co-conspirators, a bunch of bullshit is relentlessly repeated that’s really retarded. Partly, the punk-ass police and their posse of pusillanimous pricks want me to believe that I have something to prove. And though proving my primary point is promised, certifying what the country’s most crooked cops can’t confirm ain’t my concern. Manipulation and mind games are good for getting “the goods” from the guilt-ridden, but I’m a good guy with only good to give. Besides, where’s the fun in folding, faltering, and falling for fuckery and foolishness from the Feds? What do you think I am, green or goofy? Happy Halloween! And if spooky shit excites you, soon…
Omniscience