Congratulations to Keisha Lance Bottoms, Georgia’s first female governor! More importantly, Ms. or Mrs. James, it’s my personal pleasure to present my passion for purpose to the paralegal picked to potentially provide a really ridiculous reason to be unhelpful and uncooperative in this substantially substantive situation—an epoch-making event. Your superiors are absolutely already aware of the definitely deliberate annoying and alarming actions of your employer’s exasperating employees, aren’t they? I would recommend referring to the cast and crew for clarity, and don’t let them lie. Because this would be the nail-biting, nerve-racking moment in my massively motivational movie where the annoying, alarming antagonists are about to fool around and find out. No algorithm brought the burnt biscuit, blacked bacon, bitter blueberry, basic bear claw brigade to my blog, ma’am. Now, I have sense to make, but I’ll be in touch. In my opinion, creativity is crucial to effective expression and productive problem-solving. And if you’re faithfully following footsteps to flatter failures while trying to tackle traditional troubles, you’re foreseeably fucked. In other words, when you’re gratefully getting guidance from folks failing to find footing on paths previously proven to end before the finish line, where the figgity fuck do you expect to end up? Repeating as a reminder, lacking leadership during tough times tends to keep times tough. And trust the truth, you lack leadership! Which is why weirdos and wishful wisdom wanters watch my work waiting for a word from the wisest. For the record, I’m here to help the hopeful and helpless, not to provide performers and pretenders with conscious content to copy. Just remember, going along to get along ain’t gon’ get you nowhere, especially when the goers get got every time they try to get good with misguided guides. Seriousness should solve several issues involving individuals’ inability to create change where it’s noticeably necessary. And the average anybody—popular podcasters and pontificating personalities—ain’t even slightly serious! Which queues the query, if faced with only one option, would you rather be spiritually wealthy or materially rich? Trust the truth, you can’t google the real reason spiritual success and superiority are so significant to those pursuing preeminence in a war-ridden, wildly wicked, wasteful, worsening world where nearly nothing makes sense. If the titles or dedicated designations aren’t your thing, spirituality is principally prioritizing personal or internal growth over mostly maintaining material matters. In essence, prioritizing personal growth means fundamentally focusing on being a better or the best you as opposed to steadily struggling and striving to be nothing but “normal.” Let’s be honest here, most hopeful, helpless humans don’t know who they are, because they all assume that being anything but authentic is always appropriate. The way I see it, authenticity ain’t an attribute that the average anybody assumes is admired or adored, because trends and traditions take precedence over personal identity in the pitiful place where opinions captivate consumers and insidiously influence culture. With that, a politician ain’t nothin’ but a concerned citizen chosen to officialize opinions, which is why casual concerned citizens should focus on facts first and foremost. Stop expecting governed government officials to do what only you can, and that’s save yourself. What if perplexing political policies aren’t your primary problems, and you’re plainly prioritizing opinions over everything else? Aside from the exorbitantly expensive cost of living, what’s wrong? Whose life are you living? Are you consulting your conscience when coming to conclusions? Do you anticipate antagonism or abhorrence from others before attempting to act authentically, causing you to conform? Who would you be letting down by letting go of everybody else’s expectations? Fuck people! Y’all, I hate hateful humans so much that I get in my zen zone, pen a post, then regularly realize that my strongest statements sound a lot like “Frieza” and “Vegeta”—villains with vicious verbal affronts. And I ain’t sorry, because again, fuck people! An antonym for authenticity is artificiality, and fake folks ain’t fond of freedom, so they prefer posturing and pretense in instances where they have nothing to lose by being them true selves. Why? It’s because honesty is humiliating, especially when the truth hurts. And the truth of the matter is, people are afraid of freedom. That’s why they’re religious, reliant, repressed, and refuse to rebel—even when it’s right. My reality is remarkably revealing. And I want the whole wide world to see what I see. So, soon…
Omniscience