Are traditions the final wishes of freedom-fumbling, ankle-anchoring ancestors who’re trying to trauma-bond from beyond the grave? Being held to helping humble humans hurt the future by focusing first on what would’ve worked best before better teachings were taught is unequivocally unacceptable. Sometimes, letting down the “wrong” people for the right reasons is the only optimal option. Tradition tethers thoughts to the past, thinking toward the past prevents people from properly progressing, and progression prevention perpetually promotes the past to the present. Humans hate change so much that they regularly, repetitively complain about it. Personally, I believe that liberal leaders should stop trying to talk things over with comfort-craving conservatives whenever comfort collapses ’cause change disrupts regressive routines. But because they’d rather rerun the tradition of furthering the forever-fight for freedom, forever, don’t expect those time-honoring traditionalists to do what I’d do. Obviously, lacking leadership in a war-ridden, wildly wicked, wasteful, worsening world makes the adamantly anxious people of such a perilous place really religious. That’s suspiciously convenient for a grace-giving, glory-getting God with complete control, ain’t it? I swear, y’all are some severely stupid people! If you didn’t know, rules can be rewritten, removed, replaced, and even rejected—a little like what “Lady” is doing to me right now. Girl, I’m sure someone, somewhere is super sad about this. Don’t worry, I don’t blame me. You know, a big birdie told me to tell you that they think you’d rather have a honky. Or maybe you fancy feminine-forward fellows who’d falter and faint fast if faced with what your God has forced in front of me my entire life? I’m not trying to sell you something, sweetie, I’m trying to tell you that I’m Chocolate Christ! For the record, y’all God don’t fuck with y’all like that—kind of like me. Okay, so, what would you do if somehow, somewhere something in a different dimension was watching you literally live your worst lives while you accept and abide by every ridiculous rule that keeps your lives lacking? Which queues the query, what do your lives lack the most? Because money may make your weird-ass world go ‘round, but I was watching an African animal special on the treadmill, and humongous hippos had collaborating cleaner fish basically bathing them on some spa-type shit. Then, the frenzied fish cleaned the hippos’ mouths, lopping up leftovers like they loved it. Then, the happy hippos politely pooped into the water to tip the hospitable helpers, which they devoured like a delicious delicacy. If happy hippos pay in poop, why do hapless humans pay with their happiness? But you’re “at the top of the food chain,” huh? Stop lying to yourselves—it’s petty, puerile, and pathetic. What if highly-weird Hollywood is a pivotal part of the programming that sustains stupidity? If impulses are impacted by information, images, incentives, and impressions constantly consumed by malleable-minded motherfuckers, and individuality isn’t important to those meaning to manipulate the masses, who do you trust? Do you know that ancient ancestors learned life lessons from studying the brave, bizarre, and baffling behavior of animals? Imitation is a famous form a flattery, and before Discovery and National Geographic, the wisest people watched wild animals and shared stories to tweak techniques, strengthen strategies, and again, learn lessons. So, the concept of community could’ve come from watching frolicking flocks and huge herds travel together. Crouching, creeping, and camouflaging while hunting had to have been borrowed from prowling predators. Battle cries resemble roars. What’s more, emulating everyday experiences for survival could’ve prompted people to pretend and perform for entertainment purposes. Simple sayings like a “slimy snake,” a “sly fox,” a “bear hug,” someone being “as strong as an ox,” etc. all originated from observation. “Monkey see, monkey do” is a popular phrase pointing to people’s propensity for copying characteristics without a conscious cause. What self-sabotaging spell has you caught and confused in the corrupted collective consciousness? Think about that. Because soon…
Omniscience