D’Elia dudes, co-conspiring comedians can’t claim that their cackling at and condescending criticism of a courageous crusader (me) at the center of a crazy conspiracy isn’t connected to said conspiracy if the crusader can prove that the co-conspirators are complicit in, effectively, conspiring against me. And as “journalist and attorney” Ari Melber is following the Feds’ insidiously intimidating instructions as well as finding faults in their fuckery and foolishness, I’m wondering what the weak-ass weirdos (conspirators) will try to tear down his testimony in court. Are they going to kill all the witnesses, with the bulk being big-named celebrities who constantly communicate among each other and have likely let their lawyers and loved ones know that shit’s about to get real? Your Honor, stealing my stories and spreading them selectively throughout Hollywood and internet influencers has been a climacteric component in the conspirators and co-conspirators’ cover-up, as they’re trying to tell the tale of me being bitter and bratty, big-headed and bonkers, and a crazed copycat. Essentially, like I said, if everyone experiences similar shit, and co-conspiring celebrities constantly complain about being stalked and surveilled and having hindrances and hardships that hold them back, my stories should seem less strikingly sad and sadistic to objective observers. Yes, that’s their theory. Fortunately, the facts will flatten the Feds and their flunkies’ fat-ass fallacies. For the record, you fuckin’ fools, there’s evidence in these tormenting, terrifying endlessly evil everyday events. And toiling to make me miserable while meaning to melt my mighty mind is clearly criminally crazy. Your Honor, an allusive assertion perpetually presented by the conspirators and co-conspirators is that my recognition and subsequent showing of their concealed conspiring has been me intentionally inviting their consequent adverse actions and their allusive admission of said actions. In other words, the weak-ass weirdos and their wonky workers are proudly and purposely publicly perpetuating their predictable patterns of harmful harassment, suggesting that my resistance and refusal to surrender opens opportunities for onslaughts of offensive attacks, and idiotically insinuating that I’ve told them to do what I’ve rightfully revealed they were already doing. For example, Joe Budden and his podcasting pals regularly regurgitate triggering and traumatic remarks steadily stated by my ridiculous relatives, and this was happening for prolonged periods prior to me blogging about it. Again, hateful hearts are hereditary—luckily skipping me—and envy and entitlement can consume people prone to heavy hatred. Like I said, I’ve never pursued a partnership with any podcasters, as I have a personal platform that I’ve been building. I don’t give a fuck about what anybody else has going on. I’m on my own shit, where I can say whatever the fuck I want without watching my words or worrying about being flagged or demonetized. I’m not a keyboard warrior, bitch, I’m a writer. And repeating as a reminder, my name is my name. If you’re twiddling your thumbs, waiting and wondering when I’ll dumb down and decide to ditch my dignity to come be weak and stupid with the rest of you, get the fuck out of here! Every last one of you co-conspirators is a coward to me, and I’d never do what you’re doing. Joe Budden’s partnership with the punk-ass police was intended to persecute and pressurize me from the beginning. And to this day, they’re allusively attacking and subliminally slighting me in every episode. Patterns become predictable and absolutely apparent with persistence and perpetuation. If the co-conspirators collaboratively stick to scripts submitted by suspicious sources, and there’s a copious count of co-conspirators, “You ain’t got to lie, Craig! You ain’t got to lie!” There’s too many motherfuckers making a mockery of this country’s goofy-ass government for anyone to get away with this goofy shit. Your Honor, why wouldn’t I be angry? I’m minding my motherfuckin’ business, and mindless motherfuckers are making it their business to trigger themselves by perpetuating their own patterns of sheer stupidity! Stop FUCKIN’ playing with me, or don’t. Because I ain’t gon’ do shit, right? To the channel formerly known as MSNBC, I’m confident that my courageous crusading could’ve contributed to the changing of your channel’s name. And like I told iHeart, feel free to call me to court if I’m being deliberately dishonest to defame your co-conspirator-creating company. Because soon…
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