Coincidentally, a politician and attorney who answers to an alliterative appellative, democrat Dick Durbin, was allegedly afforded potentially incriminating information about the destructive director of the FBI, Kash Patel, by “whistleblowers” who cautiously claimed that the head honcho has hindered high-stakes investigations by being a brat and perceptibly prolonging the pursuit of life-and-death leads while pampering himself on the FBI’s “private jet.” In my opinion, this is another moment of mockery-making media meant to manipulate Americans’ minds—projecting the illusion of fair and just practices in a predictably and probably permanently prejudiced and partisan government. Theoretically speaking, pilot and plane preparation, security sweeps, colleagues congregating, etc. all take time. What are they going to say, that Patel’s personally responsible for all associated personnel and private plane preparations? Even if he uses said private plane for personal or pleasure purposes, being on-call and having all-day airport access anywhere doesn’t change much, as variable travel times are a familiar factor. Plus, there’s always a second in command who can communicate and take direction from the director regardless of said director’s location. An investigation into instances of delayed dispatching of the director likely won’t lead to him losing his livelihood, as if they can prove that he’s at least trying to do his job, late or not, nothing else matters. I know I’m the “Everybody’s Stupid” guy, but these miserable, meddlesome motherfuckers think everybody’s stupid, and unlike me, they never make shit make sense! “Fake news” ain’t nothing new, and I credit Donald Trump for coining the popular phrase that simplifies such a sophisticated system that feverishly focuses on the fabrication of false facts and the petty, puerile publication of manufactured messages meant to manipulate the masses. And unfortunately, it works well. As for the “whistleblowers” allegedly divulging details to Dick Durbin, do you remember me regularly and repetitively reminding the readers that I’ve contacted congresspeople about this crazy conspiracy, to no avail? Do you think the nation’s nuttiest nutjobs are na-na na-na boo-booing me by broadcasting and giving virality to spurious stories containing conspiratorial components? Obviously, as the sadists are stuck on stupid, they’re struggling to sway me—as I’m sustainably smarter than stupid motherfuckers. And boy oh boy are these motherfuckers stupid! Why do y’all think the conspirators have co-opted a copious count of co-conspirators to try to convince me that I’m dumb, delusional, and don’t deserve greatness? The majority of these crazed cowards cloak themselves as they wander the world, patronizing with prejudices and creating circumstances that allow infirm idiots to purloin positions of power and steal a sense of superiority, and forcing fear as they sprawl in self-delusion—mistaking influence for intelligence and completion for correctness. A person can be successfully stupid anytime, anyplace on planet Earth! Unfortunately, the universe—as I’m irreligious—has made it so “successful” simpletons can stay stuck on stupid as long as they possess “power” or make enough money to conspire without consequences and control critical circumstances. Like I said, even in lacking significant success, I’m more intelligent than you’ll ever be because intelligence is innate. Your education didn’t increase your intelligence because you can’t memorize intelligence, but you can master it if it’s innately in you. Too bad this shit ain’t in y’all! Do you believe that the bitch-ass badge boys want to be bigger and badder than “the bad guys?” Even I recognize and respect that my wisdom and warrior-like willpower are rather rare and attractive attributes. The spurious story about an imaginative investigation into the misuse of a “private jet” isn’t the first time that the Feds have tried lure me in with the allure of affluence and attention. Again, if you believe any of the bullshit being burned into your brains by wishful weak-ass weirdos, you’re stupid. And if you don’t want to be stupid, be the opposite of my objectors, but don’t try to be me. Y’all, I ain’t playing! Anyhoo, if you’re a proponent of 50 Cent’s premier pettiness and puerility, you’se a bitch! Shout-out to the rapping reprobate who had a recent run-in with the law. Sir, I hope you’re released and realize that relentless retardation is ridiculous. Conspirators, fuck y’all, kill your motherfuckin’ selves, and I hope all y’all fuckin’ die! I swear to y’all God I mean that shit. But no matter what, soon…
Omniscience