Female fighters fought Friday, and Bo basically beat Baumgardner’s butt, but Baumgardner bested Bo with back-to-back blows. To boot, believe it or not, you know what, never mind… After the fierce female fight Friday night, the “GWOAT,” a two-time Olympic gold medalist and big belt-brandishing beast, took to the internet in a profanity-ridden diatribe daring despicable boxing bitches to keep saying her name. In boxing, being bold, brash, and braggadocious is completely common. And Alycia Baumgardner carries the confidence of a million warrior women. Somebody tell her I said hi, seriously. Personally, I think that talking too much makes many mouthy people prone to perpetual problems. Karma keeps tabs like the weak-ass weirdos probe, pry, and prey until causation comes to clean the clock. Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock. Speaking of, one time I was scrolling on TikTok, and ageless actress Elise Neal’s livestream popped up, and as soon as the swipe settled, she said, “…come get this $6.99.” If using your imagination, what could that remark be referencing? Like I said, Hollywood is highly weird, and along with Britney Spears and Amanda Bynes, Maia Campbell and Lark Vorhees are among those that make me wonder what horrible, horrific happenings caused their cognitive collapses. Your Honor, I’ve stayed silent about several sadistic things that have happened to me over the past few years, but in being under “secret” surveillance for so long, the country’s chief conspirators are absolutely aware of those triggers, they’ve even orchestrated offensive occurrences, and they allusively attack me every fucking day—tapping those triggers—intending to invoke insanity. The conspiracy centered on me is clearly crazy, right? And as co-conspirators, you’re collectively clued in on the fact that the majority of my claims and conclusions are completely corroborated by your collaboration and cooperation with conspirators, correct? If it’s true that those supplied scripts are meant to mess with my mind, and it’s true that the conspirators consciously creating confusion is partly to cause co-conspirators comfort in playing petty, puerile games that they think are (or thought were) harmless or helpful, then it’s true that many of the mixed and malicious messages that the co-conspirators cooperatively convey are connected to crimes committed against me. Y’all are sitting your stupid asses on camera comfortably lying like you’re doing the right thing—as if everyday, endless efforts to make me miserable and mental are so satisfying and repetitively rewarding. I don’t fuck with y’all—none of y’all! This is simply the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen in my fuckin’ life! Still, shout-out to Will Smith and Will Packer, again. Big Willy, you wouldn’t believe what I’ve learned about life as likely the last top tier target of publicized psychological torture. Maybe I can tell you face to face one day, but nobody in their right mind would want to know this, Will! The ultimate understanding is utterly unbelievable, literally. But maybe your Devil or designated dignified deity designed it this way to save the sanity of humanity. Notwithstanding, on the other hand, saving sanity is solely for the sane. Like I said, ain’t shit that a stupid motherfucker can tell me! Please kill y’all motherfuckin’ selves, for your God’s sake! Palliating pain with pettiness and puerility is pretty pathetic, and probably isn’t pleasurable at all. I wouldn’t know for a fact, because I ain’t never been those things. Some shit just ain’t for smart, strong-minded people. In my opinion, the Savior should store several secrets to saving satanic souls, maybe he has hush-hush tips to help make living your next life lovely, but you won’t know until you go. Bye! Again, war is good for getting great goals accomplished. Wrongs aren’t right, wrath as retribution, winning allows restoration, and we ain’t relatable! I admit, I’m one of the best. Anyhoo, the impasse was instantly introduced in the inception of this indisputable inequity. Hateful humans, this will never be you, because you’re not enough! I’m a better human than most of you will ever be. Stop searching your soul for something that ain’t there! At this point, I don’t want to inspire you, I want to inform you that I am the inspiration. And do you know what that means? It means you’re not! And soon…
Omniscience