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Everybody’s Stupid, CDLXII

“What would Jesus do?” is a query queued by individuals’ indecision when wondering what’s the Christ-like choice in trying times during everyday experiences, and it’s one of the first modern-day memes. Additionally, it’s one of those things that got old quite quickly. Which queues the query, when will stupidity go out of style? Obviously, the conspirators chose co-conspirators who care to conserve current politics as it particularly pertains to creating conspiracies to hide their hatred toward any and all bad-ass bloggers named Beau Amoureux, and that’s me—thee only me! Birdbrained bitches’ biting be making me wonder what they’re going to do when the truth sets their perjury-plotting pants on fire. Unfortunately, there are formidable forces beyond bullshitters’ control that decide destinies. Who do you blabbering bullshitters believe you’re battling? If you’re relentlessly religious or even just somewhat spiritual, or if your basic belief in higher powers provokes regular repenting in reflection of regrets, you probably pray to formidable forces that you hope have complete control of minds, bodies, and souls, right? Why would Jesus be a perfect person? Better yet, how happy does doing only what’s expected of you make you? Why weren’t any of Jesus’ devoted disciples or feverish fanatics as important and impactful as him? Where precisely does the promised path lead when following in Jesus’ faithful footprints? The sacrificed son of the God beyond the golden gates gave himself to torturers that showcased their scarily satanic souls in executing a sacrificial savior by crucifixion, seemingly so as to sear the sad story in man’s memory for it to be universally upheld in history, ostensibly for Christians metaphorically carrying crosses centuries later to religiously reimagine. Because only a fool forgets that “they hated Jesus, too!” Nevertheless, I have Christ-like confidence in the fact that y’all got God fucked up, much like the conspirators and co-conspirators have me. What are you selfish, stealing, sneaking, severely stupid people doing to help humanity like your “God did?” If God is forever forgiving, fatherly, patient, protective, etc., why would he appreciate or approve of, let alone request or require, you aggressively, antagonistically annoying and alarming me, Beau Amoureux, so much? Tabitha Brown, one of the holiest humans herself, if I were a gambling guy, I’d bet you believe that God is good with what these wicked worshippers are doing. But if “God is good all the time,” what time is it? Is it time to tell the truth? Because right now, this specific second, and every single second subsequent to it, is “all the time!” Why wouldn’t God be on my side? Was Lucifer not of God, especially if all animate creatures come from Christ? Make up y’all motherfuckin’ minds! How narcissistic are the holiest humans if they think that God ain’t a people person—an everybody entity? All these queued queries must have God-fearing guys and gals wondering why they’ve been so Lucifer-like lately, huh? Which queues the query, is the Lord ever Lucifer-like, especially if Lucifer is of the Lord? What if the stories are spun, with lots lost in translation, and the Devil is a part of God that he toils to banish and bury? Anyhoo, when you can’t tell the truth, can you accept it? This one I’ll answer, and in my holy and never humble opinion, y’all can’t tell the truth because that cross is too much to bear, and you’re cowering to circumvent crucifixion. So, again, what the fuck are you self-serving yet sycophantic, severely stupid, devilishly deceitful people doing to help humanity like your “God did?” Like I said, this is more evidential and educational than it’s meant for entertainment, and many of the conspirators and co-conspirators’ allusive attacks and subliminal slights are in direct response to quotes and queries made in my published posts. Don’t forget, it’s all dated, timestamped, and backed up, you damned demons. Now, to see if you’re following along, how long is “all the time?” Are Mayans Mexican? What would Jesus do if he were forever fucked with a forever forceful, formidable father? Maybe you shouldn’t answer that one. Because no matter what you do, whether you’re bad or at your best, “God is good all the time.” And if he’s good for you, he’s good for me and everybody else. God, give these golden gate-jumping ghosts proper punishment, and brandish your biggest belt—like the fatherly fellow you are. Because soon…

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