“I just wanna be, I just wanna be successful.” Back in 2009, I listened to “So Far Gone” every morning on my way to work at a warehouse in McDonough, GA—a job that I hated. Today, Drizzy Drake has dissed me so many times that I could compile the tracks into a mixtape. In my opinion, this would only be hard to believe for people who don’t believe in themselves. From my perspective, every success story has its come-up chapters, and these are mine. Anyhoo, both Alex Pretti and Renee Good—alleged assailants sadly slain by ICE agents in Minneapolis, Minnesota—were 37 years old during the time of their untimely deaths, coincidentally. Larry David, a casual comedian and star of the HBO hit series “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” has somewhat of a cheesy catchphrase made famous on the show, where he drags out the pronunciation of “pretty good.” Coincidentally, I’ve been binge-watching “Curb Your Enthusiasm” for weeks. I know, that sounds really ridiculous, but if y’all knew how proud these pathetic people are of their primitive pettiness and puerility, you wouldn’t doubt it. Remember, coincidences ain’t coincidental with the country’s chief conspirators, like déjà vu doesn’t happen by happenstance in “The Matrix.” Technically, it could be considered a coincidence that Pretti and Good both were victims of homicide by ICE agents, that they both were sadly slain in the same city, that they both were white, and that they both were the same age during the time of their deaths. But how much perpetuation do you need to pinpoint a predictable pattern? I believe that particular people are being targeted and taken out, and as long as y’all sit there looking sad, scared, and stupid—being knowledgeable of or having participated in the crazy conspiracy revolving around me—this will continue until Trump’s term is terminated. Mr. President, if you’re reading this, whether you know it or not, they’ve been having you allude to me a lot. As an American, I respect your freedom to be unhinged, unforgiving, unrelenting, and to act uninhibitedly, regardless. Everybody’s stupid to somebody! No matter what anybody does, or how good, giving, and graceful a person is, people will find a reason to picket and protest. I believe that you are the president that America deserves, as you’re a remarkable representation everyone’s right to fight for what they believe in, and to take extreme action to accomplish their aims. I also understand that there are people in your circle that you trust who will mislead, misinform, misdirect, misrepresent, and even mistreat you to get what they want. Good sense is pretty uncommon, so everybody doesn’t know that no human is exempt from human nature. Those ICE agents are going to be as grimy, gory, gnarly, and grim as the nature of humanity allows. Naturally, hierarchies exist because dominance isn’t decided by ideas and beliefs, but by something’s natural ability to dominate. Historically, the more animalistic humans have been, the more dominant they’ve become. If ICE agents are packs of hyenas, American citizens and innocent immigrants are mere meerkats who’re defenseless against more dangerous or dominant foes. Do you get where I’m going with this? Metaphorically speaking, some people don’t want to be more than a mere meerkat, and they’re happy without having a high spot on a hierarchy where they aren’t competing for dominance. But why are the hyenas targeting and taking out the meerkats? Well, again, per human nature, the most dominant are the most animalistic. Meerkats eat bugs from branches and hyenas are crazy and carnivorous. There’s nothing new happening here, except for this. If you’re waiting for me to quit and go quiet, bitch, I’ve done all this from a laptop without leaving my house! All what, you ask? Well, watch the news! They’re afraid of me, of what I could become, and they want me to be just as afraid. But nah. And soon…
Omniscience