Wow, it’s so weird to witness war-like violence happening all at once in various locations in what the world recognizes as its worst and most weaponized country. Yes, that’s sarcasm. For the record, the fuck-ass Feds for sure intended for me to be fed up, feeble-minded, and foolish enough to fly or fetch a bus (like Luigi) to New York to finish off the fuck boys that they commissioned to fuck with me. Remember, Luigi allegedly arrived in the “Big Apple” to avenge America’s affected and alienated healthcare system victims after catching a bus from Atlanta—my birthplace and the capital city of my current residence. Not to mention the antagonistic and anarchical alliterations that he allegedly angrily inscribed on his ammunition, after I’ve become famous for flaunting my flashy literary skill. Speaking of violence and healthcare, why is the crowned coon of the century seemingly reading off a computer screen as he (allegedly) tries to trigger thoughts of terrorism and tragedy while talking about a terrible and tragic incident that took place after another shooter in this sad simulation traveled to New York to neutralize NFL narcissists? Did I mention the gang of grim gun violence that’s been plaguing poor Atlanta over the past few days? 11Alive recently reported that “more than 35 people” have been “shot in Atlanta in four days.” So, that’s Atlanta, New York, gun violence, traveling across the country to seek revenge, the Feds’ foremost flunkies and fuck boys forever following orders and waving red flags… do you see the pattern here? I’ll never blame myself for bullshit that the bitch-ass badge boys are doing to block me from beating them. The jig is up, jokes and jesters! Like I said, the country’s most crooked cops have commissioned the country’s choicest celebrities and even congress people—with some wannabes and wacky weirdos—to come for me while coaching them on the secrets of subliminal messaging. Y’all can never lie about this shit again because you’ve taught literally everybody how to do it. Get the fuck out of here! Anyhoo, here’s a few facts just so y’all know. Yes, I am a negro. No, I’m not bigoted and I don’t believe that all white people are bad. Yes, I’m willing to work with whites. Yes, I’m attracted to white women—if you’re interested in a mildly attractive mastermind who’s already made a major mark on many minds but hasn’t even really started yet. And no, I’ve never graduated from any educational institution, I’m just naturally more intelligent than idiots with innate and incurable ignorance and ineptitude. Imagine an ignorant and inept idiot insisting that I don’t mean some shit that I’ve stated several times. Now, imagine that same idiot regurgitating my remarks whenever they reckon that resembling such a remarkable and respectable person seems right. With that in mind, imagine the idiot imitating me but insisting that I’m the inauthentic one. To complete this imagining, imagine that you’re the idiot. Like I said, there ain’t shit that a stupid motherfucker can tell me about anything. The punk-ass police are pressuring y’all to prompt me to hold a horrible hive mentality and join you jokes and jesters because I’m highly conscious, cognizant of their chaos and confusion, and can’t be controlled. I’m not like y’all! And this is who the fuck I’ve always been. Remember, if “fuck what you heard” was a person, it would be me. Moving on, all those little commanding cues and slick slights don’t work on me. And forgive me for faking it just to force y’all to play yourselves. Imagine me conceding and allowing this craziness to continue for centuries. To the tender tyrants, there’s nothing that y’all can learn by my reactions to your ridiculousness because you seldom stupefy smart people. And having your mindless miscreants and minions mimic my maturity and mindfulness ain’t gon’ make matters better. People don’t trust the government for good reasons. Without honor and honesty, you’re useless and untrustworthy. And be sure that soon…
Omniscience