I regret to inform y’all that you’re being lied to a lot. Like, “A LOT” a lot! That alleged Jacksonville, Florida assault video, where the nigga records himself in 4K and is as cool as a cucumber as an offensive, oppressive officer shatters his window and slaps the shit out of him, is staged (allegedly). Man, that shit is as fake as this clip of the crowned coon of the century and his crew having a cryptic conversation about my current circumstances concerning this coup and conspiracy that’s being carried out by the country’s most crooked cops and a cornucopia of celebrities and casual citizens (allegedly). Have you ever known of an alleged victim of violence or violation representing themselves against an affluent celebrity with the resources for rigorous legal representation? Why the fuck would a plain ole plaintiff play themselves like that? What the fuck is that bald-headed scallywag carrying on about? Do you think it’s the fact that the fuck-ass Feds are frustrated because I haven’t contacted or confirmed my attorneys directly as I’m not dumb or desperate for defeat? An “accidental” death of innocent attorneys, just because the bitch-ass badge boys have incinerated the integrity of their agencies and acolytes in a failed attempt to invalidate my influence, isn’t my intention. Not to mention the time I emailed a law office referral company and an agent called me back with some bullshit that was supposed to discourage me from doing what makes perfect fuckin’ sense. And if you’ve been here for a while, you may remember the story of me being frugal and licking an excessive amount of spilled hemp distillate from a malfunctioning vape pen before having one of the worst experiences of my life “in the middle of the night for no reason.” Theoretically, the only thing that could confirm that story is the footage from the illegal surveillance of my home. Remember, these sick-ass simpletons surmise that they’re slick, so they script stories and scenarios with secret and subliminal messages that are meant to trigger their targets. If I’m ever pointing out something that I’ve perceived as problematic for the punk-ass police and you aren’t privy to the particulars, just know that they know exactly what I’m explaining. Like this rehearsed but brief broadside from Dave Portnoy (allegedly) about how his lawyers piss him off and “everybody’s stupid.” Again, a component of the conceptual cover-up of this conspiracy has been to create confusion in many ways, one of them being the commissioning of celebrities and casual citizens to convey corny comments or critical critiques that are supposed to suggest that being stalked, harassed, surveilled, bullied, insulted, slandered, and worse—even if it were to make you suicidal or insane—is a part of life. Do you know what else seems suspicious to me? It’s GloRilla’s arrest after authorities found weed in her closet following an alleged, and likely fake (allegedly), burglary investigation. Coincidentally, I have an entire sixteen ounces of legal marijuana in my closet that’s molding because I forgot it was in there. Y’all, I’m annoyed and alarmed as a motherfucker. All this emotional distress and stress is not only hindering my success, it’s causing unrest. Anyhoo, I wonder if the tender tyrants’ tarot readers are tired. Well, are you? The threatening tarot tough-talkers are typically told to tell listeners to “stop wasting time” with things that they can’t change and how “dangerous” it is to disobey “Spirit,” clearly insinuating that there’s consequences for fighting against the fuck-ass Feds. Then, the sometimes-soft supposed spiritualists will say shit like “they tried to silence you because you’re special” and “don’t let them dim you light,” obviously acting as if they’re objective in being the sadistic Satanists’ secret suicide specialists. By the way, if y’all haven’t realized it yet, that sense of relief that you feel when I don’t post back-to-back is only temporary and is not at all a sign of me backing down or bowing out, sorry. If y’all were smart, you would just stop, but it’s been too late for a long time now. Speaking of time, soon…
Omniscience