Allegedly, the top teasing troll of the dazzling Diddy trial, the titillating and tantalizing Tisa Tells, is a government plant. Ask me how I know… but I ain’t gon’ answer the question. Fake-ass Wendy Williams! Speaking of such a surname, I wonder what that big, black-ass bearded boy did on that wild, weird, and wacky vacation? Oh, and what about the handsy handyman that “don’t fuck around?” Was the Jehovah’s Witness on a mission as well? Messing with me was your main monumental mistake, majorly. I mean, your God! Y’all know that I know, right? What is it that the knocking, knightly knowledge dropper knows, you ask? Enough! *sigh* So, what’s new in the news? Digging into the dirty details of what he did, have you determined that Diddy is done? I’ve found that a flurry of fake news has been floating around following the aforementioned faux female’s following of the case (allegedly). False facts, fabricated fictions, fuckery, follies, folks who are full of shit, and fronts that don’t face forward are frequent when the Feds are making fun of someone’s misfortunes. Not to mention the fact that those satanic sadists establish and exacerbate excruciating endings for their enemies. To the world’s foremost weak-ass weirdos, what’s the worst of the wicked work that you’ve whipped up? Was it Donda West? What about Kim Porter? And didn’t you do the “dope boy” from Decatur? I’m probably pondering too puny, huh? Moving on, what are you afraid of? Fear is factually the first feeling that folks feel when their futures are being fucked with. And that feeling forces folks into fight or flight mode. The “fight” is facing the fear while fearing that it will finish you or fuck you up. And the “flight” is fleeing the fear for the same reasons. Being fearless is foolish and fraught with danger because not all fights are fair, favorable, or felicitous. Bravery and brainlessness are basically bound together because both will beyond doubt eventually bring about bad business and being beat. Choosing your conflicts consciously can certainly aid in the conquering of your fears while contracting your chances of being a captive of conquest. Anyhoo, in my opinion, exhausting endless efforts to embarrass someone is embarrassing because every extra effort exemplifies an extreme enthusiasm for evilness. Like I told y’all, the tender tyrants thought that they could thwart me with threats that would only tell the tale of their terrifying tyranny and oppressive obsession with offending and obliterating me. These stupid motherfuckers are steaming and stark raving mad because I’m too smart to see shit the way that they’re stressing to show it to me. No, niggas, niggettes, and nondescript nincompoops, I’ll never come near you numbnuts knowing that nuke is noxious. Sorry, being garbed in goofiness and gullibility doesn’t suit me. I hope the monumental mistake-makers can now imagine how misinterpretations, misjudgments, and misunderstandings can cause major mishaps. You’ve peeped me at peace through plenty of problems and predicaments, many that you malevolent madmen (and madwomen) have manufactured, yet you pictured me perishing under pressure? Please! None of this nonsense makes sense. “Why you trollin’ like a bitch, ain’t you tired?!” I wonder how many indecent informants and instruments of insidiousness are in the mix in the industry? The deceivers and double-dealers are definitely dotted around those dreadful cable news production teams. Doesn’t doing the Devil’s work draw an analogy between the devilish and Diddy? If the product of periodic physical abuse is the perpetuated pain of its permanent psychological effects, doesn’t that make psychological injuries more potent? Can you confidently conclude that you’re able to convince a cognizant crowd that you’ve carried on carefully criticizing, clowning, and craving to cancel me under the cruel and callous instructions of the chaos and confusion captains of the country’s capital—without saying my name—and it’s never been clear to you that said coop was created to drive me crazy? With all due disrespect, get your stupid asses the whole fuck out of here! Again, soon…
Omniscience