For the record, y’all can’t save these niggas! And guys, having your guests gas you up and grant gratuitous good wishes to gaslight the attentive and aware members of the audience won’t dissuade me from demonstrating my disgust and displeasure with your disrespect. Talk about a “teachable moment,” I mean, damn! Is it hard to heed your own advice? Venting is a verified method of vanishing volatility and vexation. Contrary to popular belief, I’m not an abidingly angry person. Yet, I am passionate when pushed to a point of being perturbed or pissed off, naturally. Emotions are inevitable, and everyone experiences them all. With that, anger isn’t avoidable, but the emotion itself isn’t as hazardous as one’s actions in response to it. Yes, multiple motherfuckers are going to make you mad. Still, getting even and being evil aren’t inherently equivalent. When was the last time you decided that dummies deserve to be destroyed? First, it’s clear that the Feds haven’t communicated to you clowns that I couldn’t care less about you. In theory, they’re stressing to sustain the suspense while supposing that the storm of silly slights and snubs will eventually put a serious strain on my brain. But if you were true strategists, you would’ve spared yourselves and your minions the mortification and misery. Second, I am immensely intuitive, and I gather insight from intentions, inflections, expressions, and emotions. Do you know how I know y’all are stupid? It’s because I said so. Also, there’s video proof—insurmountable evidence! If you’re scared, you should be. In the state of New Jersey, a person illegally commits harassment if they intentionally engage in any course of “alarming conduct” or “repeatedly committed acts with purpose to alarm or seriously annoy” another person. In New York, a person is illegally committing harassment if they “communicate” or “cause a communication to be initiated,” and that’s “anonymously or otherwise,” with “the intent to harass, annoy, threaten or alarm” another person. The thing I love about facts is that it’s pretty fuckin’ hard to refute them. I’m admittedly aiming to apprise—not alarm—you when I assert that those assholes who’ve alleged that they’ll aid you in avoiding my appropriate action against your adamant attacks aren’t themselves able to avoid said action. Y’all, the president of the United States knows who I am. And again, I refuse to rebuke Donald Trump’s humanity. Shit, everybody who has strived to stop my shine has exercised their American right to be stupid. And if you no longer wish to revel in your right to ridiculousness and—for lack of a better “r” word—retardation, move to China. Speaking of making America great again, shout-out to Ye for having the courage to carry on and concretize his “canceled” status. If saying “fuck the definition,” what’s freedom to you? In my opinion, freedom is living without inhibitions and impediments. It’s abolishing other people’s ability to affect your decisions and refusing to be remorseful for rejecting the idea that autonomy is appalling. You can’t be free if you give a fuck! And Kanye West does not have any more fucks to give, neither does Donald Trump. That’s what happens when you’re heavily hated—having hostility, hurtful insults, and humiliation attempts harshly hurled at you relentlessly—but you don’t hate yourself. Oh, they’ve tried tirelessly to make me suffer in self-hatred, but it ain’t happenin’! Do you love yourself enough to axe your ambition to attain acceptance and approval? Think about it. On a lighter note, I think I’ve found the female federal agent who’s been surveilling me, but on social media. If it’s her, and I believe it is, she’s beautiful. Of course, she won’t confirm it, but again, I’m intuitive. And we actually have a lot in common, if she’s telling the truth in those effectually emotional videos. Regardless, hi… Girl, with your consent, you need me in your life!
Do yourselves a favor and stop allowing people to tell you who you are. You don’t have to argue with anyone or even defend yourself—especially when nothing’s at stake—just detach from and disregard dumb motherfuckers. Unfortunately, there are adults who “don’t know no better.” And your familial elders are among those who could indeed be dumb. The people closest to you have the ability to affect you the most because you’re likely to have an attachment to or affection for them that automatically affords them your acceptance. Subsequently, said people can stunt your spiritual growth, stagnate you out of spite, steadily stab you in the back, steer you toward setbacks, and make you feel shameful for shunning them as a result of their own stupidity and sadistic nature. Fucked-up families a far more common than folks admit. And that could be due to dewy-eyed people’s belief that disloyalty—even when being disrespected and disdained by dishonest people who’re devoid of or deficient in loyalty—is dishonorable. I believe that you should always handle people in accordance with their attitudes and actions toward you, regardless of their affiliation with or relation to you. If my relatives aren’t lying, then they are lacking in integrity and losing their latch on reality. These are people who circumvent change and growth like it’s cruel and contemptible, and cuss at and criticize everything except what’s consequential and critical. Diverging slightly, the Feds’ foiled plot to force me to fumble my foreseeably fortunate and fruitful future was formed on a foundation of fabricated, fictional, and farcical information imparted by ill-informed and idiotic individuals. Being brought up among boorish and bothersome people who’re bad with boundaries prompts a person to prioritize protecting their privacy. You confide in confidantes when you’re confident that your secrets or sensitivities are secure with them, right? In other words, shrewd people only share the truth with those that they trust. Superficiality is the state of lacking seriousness and substance in life, which means that superficial people only think about, talk about, and base their lives on surface-level or insignificant shit. All my relatives are superficial! When people aren’t privy to the particulars of your private life, they presume and project. Remember, “perception is reality” when feelings aren’t founded on facts or when folks are only focused on what’s in front of them. Without saying too much, y’all know as much about me as my relatives and the Feds. Can you have nothing to hide while keeping people out of your business? Peace and privacy are synonymous—they go together like penises and pumpkin seeds. To protect your privacy and prevent pestering and probing pests from poking at or prying into your peace, you have my permission to be a provident pain in the ass. Fuck people and their fallacies about fairness! Is lying to or leading losers astray to be left alone to live your life without lurkers and loiterers lawless or laughable? That’s some food for thought. And like I mentioned before, y’all sure lie a lot for people who claim to dislike dishonesty. Anyhoo, before I wrap this up, does anybody want to settle out of court? Before you say no, have your attorneys fill you in on anti-SLAPP laws, which will prohibit you from deliberately attempting to further intimidate, harass, or financially drain me during a legal proceeding. In addition, I’m certain that me and my attorneys can make a good case around you all’s willful participation in attempting to dramatically diminish my mental health. Not to mention your shameless attempts to suppress my success in “the industry.” Just so y’all know, I ain’t showin’ no love to any haters! Shout-out to everyone over at MSNBC, CNN, and Fox News. On Sunday, I may or may not reveal some riveting “receipts,” as I’m ready to get your wretched hearts racing using sheer rawness and realness. If the truth don’t hurt, it for damn sure will haunt you! Peace.