This hoax, that I haven’t had a hand in, will go down in history as one of the most heinous, heartbreaking, horrifying, hard to believe series of events ever! Have you goofy goobers grasped the fact that you ain’t gettin’ away with any of the “gang-stalking” and gross misconduct that you’ve gladly gone about doing for a good time now? For the record, if I’m going to hell, I’m dragging a whole heap of heathens with me! But for me, like I said, I’d rather rest and reside where I won’t have to waive my wrath, restrict my realness, stifle my strength, or weaken my worth. If sinning is staying true to who you are, sign me up! Remember, you can’t be “saved” if you’re stuck on serving your savior, as deliverance is defined as detachment from detainment, duress, and distress. In the Bible, Lucifer was a liberator—an advocate of autonomy. Religionists regularly reckon that rebellion is restricted, as disobedience is deemed despicable by dominating deities. So, your savior saves—your lord liberates—by leading you to live a life of subjection and servitude? Do you know how I know humans are stupid? It’s because they lack the capacity to comprehend what makes them so clueless and how consequential said cluelessness is. Moving on, will the lords of late-night laughs get the last laugh? Kudos to Kimmel for keeping kindness in mind before his show’s conclusion is concretized. I believe that the brains of the beguiled would be better off without basic banter and bullshit that dilutes the dire consequences caused by citizens’ constant complacency in a continuously corrupt country. There’s nothing necessary about nonsense, and developing a numbness to the nation’s need for newness is nonsensical. And unfortunately, network news is not neutral or a negative to nonsense. However, it’s clear that Colbert is considering campaigning for presidential candidacy, right? Comedic chops and cleverness can come from consciousness and comprehension, so a promotion from propagandizing problems for popularity to politics isn’t a stretch. That burns, doesn’t it, late-night comedian? Fallon is the least funny of the fellows, in my opinion, but I’m sure he’ll fight for his future. Which begs the question, when is moving on a mistake? These wicked, weak-ass weirdos are wasting their time without a sign of slowing or stopping. Like a lot of the lords of late-night laughs’ jokes, the irony of losers, lowlifes, and the liars who lead them stooping low to lessen their losses is laughable, as it’s evident and expected. But unlike a lot of those lords’ jokes, these fuckers’ failures are actually funny. If you don’t get it, think about it. Anyhoo, am I supposed to find a way to give a fuck about folks without a fuck to give? For the record, a stupid motherfucker ain’t fixing to tell me nothin’ about nothin’! The distinctive difference between me and the doofuses and dummies who’re drudging to destroy my destiny is simply, I’m immensely intelligent. The struggle to stop me from being smart is similar to that of slaves striving to set themselves free. And the point you’re missing is, you folks ain’t free! What the fuck makes y’all think you’re going to tell me what I should want, how I should feel, where I should be, when I should act, or anything like that? Man… kill your motherfuckin’ selves! So, bitch-ass badge boys, is this bald-headed bozo one of yours? I’ve caught this clown in the comment section of several streamed tarot readings as a moderator, making a mockery of what’s meant to be a mighty and mysterious authority agency. Like I said, I don’t give a fuck about none of y’all! And when I catch another one of your agents or acolytes lingering and lurking in my vicinity, they will be confronted. I’ve seen the same stupid motherfuckers staring, slow-poking, and sneaking around, so I’m sure who should be singled out. Still, y’all ain’t gotta worry about this for too much longer. Because soon…
Omniscience