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Everybody’s Stupid, CCCXXVI

Kash Patel (allegedly), again, why do you and your freaky-ass federal faggot friends have such a fuck-up fetish? Anybody who believes you and your butt buddies’ bullshit is a bullshit believer, which makes them a proponent of poop. This shit stinks, sir! I don’t know about y’all, but I can’t stand stinky shit, so I could never be big into bullshit. Personally, when I’m notified of news of a negro hanging from a noose in the nation’s nigger-hating capital, Mississippi, I’m liable to lean toward the likelihood that he was lynched. And any idiot who insists that the incident didn’t involve “foul play” just because that’s what lynching-ass local law officials said, like the crowned coon of the century—the callous and controversial Charlamagne (allegedly)—who coddles the country’s most crooked cops, isn’t intelligent! In other words, Lenard McKelvey (allegedly), mister “Black Effect” himself, is a crooked cop cock gobbler who doesn’t care about his colored kin! Playing devil’s advocate as a devilish donkey is new for this nigga, right? Get the fuck out of here! I swear, where the fuck is Aaron McGruder when you need him? Rest in peace to Demartravion Reed—a victim of violence. Y’all, the bitch-ass badge boys just banged another nail into the coffin with this catastrophe. I’m gon’ keep this short and sweet, okay? Almost everybody among my immediate maternal relatives have first names that start with “T” and “B.” According to authorities, Demartravion’s name is shortened to “Trey” for conversational convenience. Now, guess what my maternal relatives’ surname is! Why the fuck would I make up anything?! By the way, all of my ridiculous relatives are aware of the terrible things that have transpired and they’ve taken turns trying to trigger me—they’re not innocent in this indisputable inequity. Like I said, the allusive attacks and subliminal slights haven’t been strict to solely the sadistic Satanists’ countless cooperating celebrities and commonplace content creators that the cowards contacted for cavalry. Whether they were intimidated, indoctrinated, or just into it, the indecent individuals in the distance are involved. But again, disloyalty, disrespect, and dysfunction are a distinctive trait of theirs. Liars don’t like when the truth is told, and fucked-up families ain’t every member’s fault. I’m confident that my candid and chivalrous character comes across in my content. And likewise, I’m the type to spare folks’ feelings before I shatter their spirits with scolding and strident statements. Attempting to villainize a virtuous vindicator like me is like trying to tarnish a truth-teller’s reputation. The problem is and has always been that hordes of horrible humans hate honesty because it verifies their villainy and lack of veracity. And every chance I get, I’m going to remind the readers that I wasn’t raised to be righteous and respectable—I’m the opposite of my outrageously offensive relatives. Anyhoo, Kash Patel (allegedly) is the capping captain of the country’s capitol, and not only does he read my blog, he knows for a full fuckin’ fact how foul his fellow Feds have been to me and fierce freedom fighters alike. Silencing, suppressing, subjugating, and scaring someone until they see the other side of suicide as a sanctuary is the sadistic Satanists’ saving grace. For the record, the tender tyrants haven’t taken their terrible tactics this far ever before. Sorry, Satanists, but this shit show solidifies my specialness. And if you’re reading this, you’re either an assistant to or apologist of the assholes in authority’s animosity toward my awesomeness or a witness to their wickedness. Most of you are the former, but I ain’t mad at cha. If you aren’t a bitter, bald-headed bitch and you thought that this tremendous task to trap me in turmoil and terror was initiated because I “trolled” a team of timid tough-talkers that tittle-tattle for a living, remember that your allusive attacks and subliminal slights were unprovoked and unsolicited by me. Like I said, why the fuck do the fuck-ass Feds figure that folks will fault me for fuckery and foolishness that they’ve promptly paid or propositioned plenty of people to prioritize and perpetuate? If you’re tired of me writing about the wrong that you are working to worsen, or that you’re witnessing, who gives a fuck? Because soon…

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