Jessica Moore (allegedly), you’re right, figuring out what’s fact and what’s fiction when folks are fond of fronts and facades—especially if you’re not a friend or flunky of the fuck-ass Feds—is a fight. But you, hilarious honey, know good and goddamn well how scripted some of these stupid-ass stories are because you’re a part of the punk-ass police’s pitiful plot. For the record, I’m not sparing a motherfuckin’ soul in this sad and sadistic situation. Again, y’all are doing this to your dumb-ass selves. And playing stupid is the perfect strategy for having smart people perceive you as such. By the way, Jess, that short hair was a dope do for you. Anyhoo, one of the lies that the losers and lowlifes have been led to let loose is the idea that the bitch-ass badge boys have only been allusively attacking me because I “cried wolf” when reporting this ridiculousness to the appropriate authorities—even as I suspected that said authorities started this shit. In other words, the sadistic Satanists are suggesting that all the subliminal slights and silly scare tactics that have always been allusive to avoid adverse attention only started to spite me because I “falsely” reported that I was already being allusively attacked. And if that doesn’t make sense, it’s because these motherfuckers are stupid. Another absurd assertion that the country’s most crooked cops are conveying is that I’ve been creating conflict just to carry cruel and callous cohorts to court. If you didn’t want to be sued, you should’ve stayed out of this stupid shit. My question is—to the miserable, meddlesome motherfuckers’ motor-mouthed, malleable-minded minions—what reason would reputable people have to respect you once they realize how your rump has been ran through for reasons that aren’t righteous? So, y’all are just getting fucked for the fuck of it? Wait, should I rephrase that for the remedial readers? Fuck that, I’ll do y’all one better and break it down further. If you’re an impressionable imbecile involved in this indisputable inequity, how the fuck are you going to participate in a premeditated plan by the punk-ass police to piss me off and put me through pain, pretend that you aren’t aware of your purposive actions when pressed about said participation, laugh and lay down lame-ass excuses when you’re caught lying, and expect to be respected when what’s real is revealed? In simpler terms, what makes y’all think that being assigned by authorities to allusively annoy and alarm an admirable activist will save you from shame and scolding once stand-up people see how stupid, shady, and sinful you are? If real recognizes real, real also rejects what it doesn’t recognize. Y’all fake-ass fuckers are finished! Just so everyone knows, I ain’t taking anything the wrong way. It ain’t hard to tell that I ain’t nobody’s fuckin’ fool, right? If these people thought as thoroughly as I do, they’d never have thought that they had a chance of triumphing in this tale that they toiled to make tragic. Y’all, these teasing and taunting trolls aren’t being typical internet commentators and critiquing my content or calling me out for contradictions. Instead, they’re alluding to my meals, how I wash my feet in the shower, how I wet the tissue before I wipe my ass, how my penis size fluctuates with the temperature, and shit that I’ve never even mentioned on the blog. Tell me that wouldn’t tick you off! What the fuck is wrong with y’all?! Now, homeless homie, take your crazy ass back where you came from, you dirty-ass doppelganger. The shit that they have you doing is as stupid and sad as the story of my struggle against these sadistic Satanists. And proving that you’re a phony who parleys with the punk-ass police is as simple as showing spectators who you’re supposed to be, so stop! Speaking of spectators, you all should know that several of the tender tyrants’ triggering tarot readers take elements from my very true story and act as if they’re also being accosted and attacked by the hoes and homos that hired them. Some of these people deserve an Oscar, especially “homeless homie.” But the show will be over soon…
Omniscience