Jaz, why did y’all delete that incredibly incriminating and annoyingly, alarmingly allusive livestream? I was definitely about to deliver a duffel full of diseased, deadly dicks for y’all to devour. Nonetheless, I officially and warmly welcome y’all to the “weird, weak, and worthless” witness list. Congratulations, you’re among cringe company. Jaz, that’s the same shit Joe was doing, and notice that I ain’t said a bad word about you before they scripted that silly scenario. The sadistic Satanists started this shit! And shout-out to Mook for stealing my whole swag, you’re welcome, sir. Y’all, they got goofies getting my haircut, glasses, wearing their clothes like me, and all kinds of shit. Man… I wish you motherfuckers would lie about letting the Feds lead you to a lesser liking—to say the least. What, did they tell you doubling dummies that emulating and echoing me would encourage me? In that case, is niggas neglecting to say my name but nibbling my nuts in secret a nice gesture? Get the fuck out of here! I’m curious but have a clue that these cowardly crooks and con artists can’t be communicating credible information to you clowns, because if they were, you’d have to be as stupid as them to support them. Then again, everybody’s fucking stupid. And never have I ever felt and believed that so wholeheartedly. I defended Angie Stone against ageist attacks, I credited Malcolm-Jamal Warner for his constructive contribution to the culture, and I have countless coincidental connections—if you care to call them that—with other deceased dignitaries. This can’t be a conspiracy if everyone is conscious of the fact and convinced that the committed crimes are clearly being carried out by the country’s most crooked cops. And in knowing that, coddling and crewing up with the cowards that are claiming the lives of your loved ones, in addition to acting in atrocities against an “Earth angel” (me), makes you losers and lowlifes. Did I tell y’all about how Katt Williams (allegedly) was stealing my steez when he sat down with Shannon Sharpe? Like I said, don’t you dare lie! Anyhoo, Joy Reid, have you been dying to see your doppelganger? Click here to see the stacked sista that could surely be Joy’s sister. Again, the Feds are forcing those folks on me. For the record, all y’all gettin’ sued! If the truth is too much for y’all to tell, let me tell it for you—I’m happy to be honest. Seriously, since shutting up isn’t something that y’all can seem to do, as you sit and share your stupid thoughts steadily for security, the fact that you favor fibs and fallacies over facts is for sure going to frustrate and inflame your fans and followers. Which begs the question, again, would you ruin your reputation and relationships for revenge against someone who hasn’t done anything to you? And to repeat, I don’t respect any of the ruffians and reprobates who ran to rescue the reputations of the ridiculous retards who were ready to run me off for no reason. Fuck the Feds and their flunkies! And please, cease the pink and peace signs if you’re a part of the problem. Once my mind is made up, that’s it for me. I’ve already sworn to y’all God that I don’t give a fuck about y’all. With that, what else do you want from me? As a subliminal slight, the bitch-ass badge boys have had DJ Envy (allegedly) sport a “Loyalty Is Rare” cap. Do you know why? It’s because my relatives were among the first to follow the Feds’ fuckery and foolishness, but in the fucked-up family’s true fashion. I’ve never known a loyal person, ever. And if that saddens you, it should. Because all the bullshit, backbiting, berating, and bullying that you’ve done was intended to break me. Y’all don’t even fucking know me! Still, I’m going to give you the grace that your God gave for 40 days and 40 nights. So fucking soon…
Omniscience