I respect righteous rebelliousness, especially earnestly eccentric people on a planet of puppets and sorry sheep. With that, I consider Jake Paul a master of manifestation who sees his dreams as obvious opportunities. Technically, he wasn’t supposed to beat a giant gold medalist with more experience, but he was eager to experience the opportunity to overcome an ominous obstacle. Nobody should look down on Jake Paul, because what the fuck for? He’s bold, brave, confident, consistent, super successful, and not the worst person in the world. In his fight with a famous internet influencer, Anthony Joshua had nothing to fear. And fortunately, Joshua was sensible enough to spare Jake extreme embarrassment by prolonging the punishing punches—likely predicting the perpetual pettiness and puerility promised after he beat the smaller slugger. Listen, most people will never feel the fulfillment and freedom that Jake Paul lives daily. I just hope he never feels like there’s nothing else to accomplish. Greg Plitt, may he rest peacefully, was a male model and fitness freak who graced more covers of muscle magazines than anyone ever. At age 37, purportedly presuming that he’d maxed his potential, Plitt perished after a stupid stunt where he jumped in front of a moving train—seemingly intentionally stalling until it was too late to cross the tracks without colliding with the enormous engine. Some people suffer from success and others feel lost in life for lacking it. Diverging slightly, I also hope Anthony Joshua makes a rapid recovery after being afflicted by an accident in Africa. Now, let’s get back to the bullshit! I wonder, where are the principles that prior and potential prisoners swear to stand on in this sad and sadistic situation? Man… you fakers and fabulists are fucked! Disguised disses, loud lies, coddling crooked cops, fronting for fans, goofy gossiping, rebuking reality, etc. What rapper or “real nigga” represents those things? Get the fuck out of here! For the record, I’ve never wanted to be anybody but my motherfuckin’ self! All you niggas are weak and stupid, and the culture controls you. And guess who controls the culture? Fools and the fuckin’ Feds! Joe Budden and his big, bulging belly sat on that comfy couch, conspired with the country’s most crooked cops, allusively attacked and subliminally slighted me until I regularly responded, and now everybody’s blackness is being brought into question. So, y’all claim to be good for gathering gats and going against the government when it’s go time, but you’ve collaborated and cooperated with the country’s chief conspirators to cover up a crazy conspiracy against the culprit who could cure the culture, and you’re not even smart enough to recognize how ridiculous it is to ruin your reputations for this reason? I guess they thought that getting everybody to be as stupid as I’ve suggested everybody is would make me believe that being stupid is cool—trendy and typical. My question is, who dares to be different? Do daredevils and demented demons deserve all the frills of freedom, or is the world ripe for the right rebels’ bites? Anyhoo, rest in peace to actress and model Brigitte Bardot, who was “once the most photographed woman in the world,” and who starred in frisky French films. If you’re entertained by these egregiously evil events, which are too common for coincidence, you’re either desensitized or as devilish as the eternal evildoers. But either way, you’re part of the problem. What would Jesus do if he were being crucified by people who should be punished for presenting pain and peril to sanctified souls? Well, Jesus would allow assassins to annihilate him in an attempt to prove that surrendering to Satan isn’t a solution to anything. Contradiction can cause chaos and confusion, especially when everybody’s stupid. Y’all, I swear to your God, I promise to prove my point. Remember, you’ve done this to yourselves, regularly and repetitively, as you’re naughty by nature, and playing with other people’s plans is about to get you jokers yoked! Soon…
Omniscience