Chris Gotti (allegedly), why is everyone embarrassing themselves by being best buddies with the bitch-ass badge boys? It’s okay, ruining your reputation with rascals and ruffians ain’t wrong because righteousness is the right way. I mean, you didn’t snitch, you just stated shit from a script, right? Still, hip hop’s head will hang heavily after the hardest hip hop heads hear how hip hop’s heaviest hitters have been hanging with its harshest haters. In other words, confirmation that the culture is controlled by the country’s most crooked cops will clear confusion, and ‘cause cooperation with cops is condemnable to the “criminal minded,” crews could crumble. Again, rest in peace to Irv, and congrats to Ashanti on the “spin the block” baby. Bella Blaq (allegedly), being a beauty from the backstreets of Blakely prompted the punk-ass police to tack you to my timeline. And because cute chocolate chicks can be craved, a bunch of bitches are being blown up and broadcasted to blind me—as if I’m a simp or a sucker who is softened by simply seeing women. Like I said, I’m a poet and a powerful prophet with swagger and sensual energy, I manifest masterfully, and I’ve turned down tons of thots in my time. Having me fucked up has fucked y’all for sure. And I shouldn’t have to say any of that, but putting points plainly when attending to petty, puerile people is prudent. At times, intelligence is interpreted as intimacy inadvertently because providing clarity is comforting and considerate. Women can be extremely emotional, times get tough, life be “lifeing,” and just the thought of thoughtfulness alleviates anxiety. Do you know how I know you niggas are stupid? It’s because you believe that women actually like you. I could burst y’all bitch-ass bubble, but that would just supply you with something smart to say when struggling to spell out your stupidity to a spouse, sexual partner, or someone you seek to smash. Anyhoo, speaking of alliteration appellations, Birgundi Baker, Teyana Taylor, Sherri Sheppard, and anyone (allegedly) associated with or objectively observing this crazy conspiracy should be very vigilant. I honestly don’t know why anyone wise would willfully work with the weak-ass weirdos after all the atrocious, abominable actions they’ve deliberately done, but whatever. Which begs the question, can you be bought? Money may make many matters much more manageable, but being buyable basically devalues a person, in my opinion. Does that mean money isn’t motivational for me? No. Am I about to sue the shit out of every stupid motherfucker who has annoyingly and alarmingly allusively attacked me in the guise of the goofy-ass government—asking for an appropriate amount in recompense to rectify this ridiculousness? Yes! Would I have joined jesters in jiving and jealously jumping at the chance to jumble a person’s thoughts and things without justification—like life is a joke? Never! What the fuck type of people are y’all? You must be stupid, huh? In simulating silly situations and stupid scenarios to suggest that I should stop seeking success, in addition to telling tarot readers to trigger thoughts of trouble to intimidate me, the Feds frequently imply that I’m “free” to move forward without a fight—insinuating that me insisting on seeking justice in this indisputable inequity is inadvisable. So, are implicit threats conveyed by co-conspirators under the “color of law” as inadmissible in court as my calculation and continuation are inadvisable to crooked cops from the country’s capital? Y’all, if this shit isn’t illegal, it’s about to be! Moving on, Mya (allegedly), why do these childish creatures claim that celibacy is child-like? Is sex hard to have? Some adults suppose that having responsibilities or basically being big is the same as maintaining maturity. Those same sad, simple souls suppose that advanced ages or being older means that one is automatically more knowledgeable or has a better understanding of everything. Do you know where that antiquated assumption derives from? Old times! Back in the day, the OGs had the ready recipes, the traditional techniques, the specific skills, the building blueprints, the right remedies, etc. And without their teachings, in the absence of the results of what they learned through past trial and error, people would’ve been making the same mistakes for generations. Think about what I’m saying! Fortunately, educations became more sophisticated. Today, everyone can learn from everybody and they have access to infinite amounts of information. So, why are y’all still stuck on the same old shit? Stop! Because soon…
Omniscience