Niecy Nash (allegedly), you’re a bodacious babe to bundles of black men and women, a totally talented actress to wads of watchers, and the Feds are fond of your facial features. One of the punk-ass police’s most popular partners in crime, a pivotal person in their pitiful plot, is a doppelgänger of Niecy Nash. Believably, the tender tyrants have zodiac signs trending to conflate components of their cover-up, as celebrities and their tarot-reading twins tend to share subliminal slights and allusive attacks. For the record, fuckery and foolishness ain’t fun to me. I’m a grown-ass man with a goal to gain greatness, and it seems as if this stupid shit is stopping my success… or is it an elevator to excellence? As affirming myself annoys and agitates all my adversaries, I’m gon’ do like dirt and stay on solid ground. Imagine imagining, in your infinite ignorance and deep-rooted dumbness, while being “normal” and having nothing new or noteworthy to offer, and while knowing nothing about nothing, that you can tell someone who’s nothing like you how someone like them would be if they were authentic. Please, never let a stupid motherfucker dictate who you are or direct you how to be yourself, because what fuckin’ sense does that make? So, you see or sense that I’m smarter and stronger than you, and that you’ll never be parallel to my potential, but that means I should be more like you? Man… y’all already know what you can do. Anyhoo, Rev Run is a reader, right? Share the link and let him know that bobbing his butt in bubble baths and living a long, light-filled life under the guidance of God could surely be shortened if he isn’t safe. With that in mind, the righteous reverend Jesse Jackson just joined the congregation of care-seekers at a Chicago hospital, and I hope he heals hastily. I ain’t trying to be funny, but the Feds find themselves funny as fuck, and disappearing a D-Lister like Roddy Rich, Rhonda Rousey, Nick Nolte, or Mike Myers may make less of a mess in this madness. But then, there’s Lucy Lui, Keira Knightley, Steven Spielberg, Sharon Stone, Melissa McCarthy, Sylvester Stallone, Amy Adams, Cindy Crawford, Helen Hunt, Vince Vaughn, Courteney Cox, Paula Patton, Susan Sarandon, and many more. Y’all, even if this goofiness is gagged about and gets giggles, it ain’t a game! Call it a coincidence that Jesse Jackson has been hospitalized in a hurry amid an abundance of atrocious and abominable actions perpetrated by people with pretended power, and in the wake of my warnings. But why is everyone only alluding to me and adamantly avoiding addressing me directly? Kendrick Lamar (allegedly), if you win a GRAMMY for an album focused on my favorite car, which was themed to take the air out of my ascension—after stealing my story—without shouting me out somehow, I’m going to drag you, sir! Drake (allegedly), when I do a lyric breakdown of all the disrespectful disses you’ve dished to me, your cancellation may be concretized. Where the fuck is the music that I’ve purportedly previously released that would make the richest rappers in the world feel comfortable considering me competition while annoyingly and alarmingly allusively attacking me? Have y’all even heard my voice? Deviating a bit, I’m definitely disappointed in the Devil’s determination to destroy me without working out the kinks first. Like, what led Lucifer to latch on to and never let go of the nonsensical notion that nonstop nonsense would neutralize me? Do affirmations affect you? Personally, being self-motivated makes it mighty difficult for superficial sources to impact of influence me. When I ask, “How the fuck are you going to discourage me from doing something that you didn’t encourage me to do?!,” I’m asserting that you’re a non motherfuckn’ factor, bitch! But if words of wisdom work you up, especially if you’re an endlessly evil enemy, allow me to give you some major motivation. In life, you win some and you lose some, but deciding to deny you’ve been defeated will destroy you. Self-destruction as a determined and deliberate decision is dumb. Like I said, fighting forever is foolish, and failing to fight against the desire to self-destruct is deleterious. Right now, if she carries a conscience, Jasmine Crockett (allegedly) is contemplating coming clean to her colleagues. And if she thinks she has a choice, soon…
Omniscience