“Smart people simplify complicated things, and stupid people complicate simple things.” Yes, that’s another awesome quote from yours truly. For the record, I’ve been analytical and atypical all my life. And that’s important information because intending to insist and inculcate others with the idea that my intelligence isn’t inherent to me as an individual while you instruct idiots to imitate my originality is obviously an imbecilic intention that’s unintentionally informative and incriminating, stupid! And that’s just a wordy way to warn you weak-ass weirdos, for the umpteenth time, that your witching and wizardry ain’t working. Hollywood and its hellacious heathens are about to hate the hell out of me! I mean, it’s decades of death, destruction, deceit, and deviancy down the drain all because the Devil dared to do me dirty. Was it worth it? Anyhoo, do you know why “stupid people complicate simple things?” It’s often because they’re oblivious to the obvious. A lot of things are obvious to observant and objective people that oblivious ones aren’t open enough to observe. It could be that stupid people are close-minded, can’t comprehend a concept, or have a capped capacity that clouds their consciousness, but they commonly complicate things because countless things are clearly complicated to them. But on the other hand, stupid people sometimes seek to seem smart, so they stretch the truth and overstate or oversell simple things so simplicity seems less simple—in theory giving the impression of intelligence through embellishment and exaggeration. And that pretty much explains podcasting, people pontificating on the internet in general, and the punk-ass police’s pitiful plot to put me in a pine box or prickly predicament. Not only is it too late to apologize, but you’ve gone too far to get away with the time you’ve taken and lengths you’ve traveled to escape what you can’t get away from—the truth. Then again, there’s always the easy way out—the effortless exit—and not even a clique of cowardly and condemnable cops who cleared the way for chaos during a coup at the country’s capitol could complicate that. Moving on, while I’m thinking about this, as it’s likely that your lawyers would love to lie and luxuriate in a lame attempt to twist my words, allow me to lay down the law on the legitimacy of attentively attempting to accomplish an atrocious aim and whether or not failing to achieve said aim allows the accused to avert accountability. Let’s start with some simple examples, for the overcomplicators. If a robber rushes into a store, brandishes a big-ass gun, requests money and/or valuables from their victim, realizes that what they’re doing is wrong, and decides to end the robbery, are they not guilty of at least attempting a robbery? If a pissed off person pummels their partner in the heat of passion, promises to pound said partner until they perish, but decides that the partner doesn’t deserve to die and stops the pummeling while praying that the victim pulls through, is the previously pissed person not guilty of at least attempting a murder? My point is, even if I didn’t go crazy, crash out, or commit suicide, the country’s most crooked cops and the cornucopia of celebrities and casual citizens that they’ve commissioned were conscious of their criminally cruel and callous actions throughout the duration of their deliberate and deviously damnable doings. Were you not? Stupid motherfuckers, whether you sank or swam, you tried it! I’ve always thought that it’s stupid to stay silent when something significant happens to someone, especially when saying something could save lives. And when some significantly stupid shit is happening to me, you best believe that I ain’t shying away from shining a light on the stupidity. How many times do I have to tell y’all how fucked up y’all got me? In complicating simple stuff, stupid people tend to talk too much. And that’s what the punk-ass police have been doing by proxy. Podcasts are the last place that a smart person would try to hide their hatred for and hostility toward a “humble” and “harmless” hero. Make sure to mark “soon” on your calendars…
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