Author: Beau Amoureux

Problematic people promote puerility and praise pettiness like being the problem isn’t a problem, and that’s a problem. Like I said, whether I win or…

B. Simone (allegedly), you’re a proven plagiarist and a popularly petty person, so please stop playing. Shout-out to Megan Ashley, as I’m a big fan…

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (allegedly), advice aimed at aiding acts against authoritarianism administered by an alleged apologist of autocrats is absurd! Sure, sit on your sorry asses…

Putting on pink in a pretense to promote the push for my prosperity as you participate in and perpetuate a pitiful plot against me is…

Are you easily enraged egomaniacs embarrassed enough to end your self-inflicted suffering? Don’t worry, I’ll stop as soon as I’m satisfied. About six or seven…

Man… y’all are factually fucked, metaphorically! It’s obviously over for y’all, realistically. For the record, I don’t have any association or affiliation with, or affection…

The government be going gangbusters when illegally gathering information to indoctrinate, intimidate, or incriminate knowledgeable but somehow steadily unsuspecting targets. Yes, your internet-connected electronics are…

Children of God, y’all need your motherfuckin’ asses whooped—you and your daddy! People with the wrong ideas worsen the world and fuck up its future…

Da Baby (allegedly), that’s dope, but I don’t need you to rap about what I’m writing about, bruh. My story is coming straight from the…