“If you havin’ girl problems, I feel bad for you, son! I got 99 problems, but a…” Obviously, ladies love cool Jesus. Even if they’re taken or tied to someone suggestively significant. But I digress. Introversion is an individual’s instinctive inclination in a pitiful place where originals or originality is outcasted, ostracized, oppressed, or way worse before being appropriated and heavily hyped by overzealous opportunists who violate for validation. In my opinion, trends are typically taken from innovative individuals who aren’t after attention. You know real people are really rare when trends and traditions are both formal and fashionable folks’ favorite things to follow. Once again, most people don’t do what they want—they do what’s expected of them, what they were encouraged to do or manipulated into doing, what everybody else is doing, the things that they were taught to do, etc. Remember, religion is a dedicated doctrine that faithful folks faithfully follow to serve something/someone superior or satisfy specific beliefs and desires deemed to be worthy of worship or worthwhile. In other words, people practice passed-down procedures and pray because lacking leadership and guidance makes life sad, scary, stagnant (ironically), and subject to soul-siphoning scrutiny. For the humble and humane, religion removes the pressure of pursuing perfection or pretending to be perfect where making mistakes and missing marks makes many feel weak and worthless. For the hardened and heroic, religion is a regimented routine that provides a predetermined or proven path to promising personal growth. For the servile and submissive, religion gives a sense of guardianship or personal protection earned by serving formidable forces or a higher power that provides for faithful flunkies. Basically, in theory, religion is mostly meant to help humanity heal and help themselves by regularly, repetitively reminding them that they’re not in control. Because if you can’t control an outcome, especially where frequent fuck-ups often occur, said frequent fuck-up ain’t your fault, right? We’re all aware that common complications and societal standstills are usually the goofy-ass government’s fault. But would people require religion for relief if no relief was required? Let me answer that for you, no, they wouldn’t. Like I said, ain’t that relentless, recurrent ridiculousness and its consequent requirement for religious relief to be sought-after suspiciously convenient for a grace-giving, glory-getting God with complete control? Is God manufacturing madness and mayhem—creating chaos and confusion—to manipulate the masses into believing that praise and prayer are the answers? To play devil’s advocate, was God created through prayer by people who frequently fuck up for relief from the perpetuated problems that they ceaselessly create? Anyhoo, as I’ve mentioned many times, I believe that smart people simplify complicated things and stupid people complicate simple things, so soft, steady, simplistic—or essentially easy—lives are often a product of proper planning, patience, productivity, and prioritizing peace and personal preferences over what’s popular. But on the other hand, boredom and being eager to exceed everybody’s expectations can eliminate the ease of lucky or luxurious lifestyles, as sophistication and superiority are traditional traits of the fortunate—traits that they may feel pressured to perfectly possess or plainly portray. On a lighter note, what if Latto didn’t want to have a baby with 21 Savage? Where the figgity fuck did Zara Larsson come from? And somebody tell her I said hi, seriously. Who is Quenlin Blackwell, and why does she look a little like “Lord Beerus?” Who was “Dv4d” before that seemingly simulated scandal? Why did Nolan Wells’ case shock anyone? What if the “zombie apocalypse” is an analogy for the inevitable extinction of everybody except God’s chosen? What if your life is extraterrestrials’ entertainment? What if the Creator can create circumstances that make pliable people react predictably? What if God is the human being most connected to cosmic consciousness? What if I’m the holiest human with the highest level of consciousness? Why would I let anyone who isn’t God tell me who, what, or why I am? Regardless, being linked in as a light worker with innate intelligence and intuitiveness on a God-fearing, God-controlled globe has its perks. Because I can perfectly prove that I’m good with y’all good-all-the-time God, on a God-fearing globe, where praying people praise proven prophets and successful saviors—even as I’m critical of suspicious nonstop nonsense that God nonetheless specifically selected me to stop. Objective observers, don’t worry, because as Chocolate Christ, these fake-ass, foolish-ass famous folks won’t have a choice but to put some respect on my name—as I’m destined to dominate headlines. But I’ll NEVER sit or stand and have a casual conversation with the Devil’s disciples! And soon…
Omniscience