“What ever happened to wildin’ out and bein’ violent?! What ever happened to catchin’ a good, old-fashioned, passionate ass whoopin’—gettin’ your shoes, coat, and your hat tooken?!” Again, hip hop hasn’t helped heal many men at all. The aforementioned quote, an early excerpt from an exceptionally evil Eminem song, is a query questioning why quarreling for fun and fucking with folks for the fuck of it was seemingly shortly cut from the care-crippling, concern-cauterizing culture of ghetto goons. Eminem, also known by his “God-given” or government name, Marshall Mathers, is a dirty Detroit dude with several shocking stories and a peculiar past riddled with poor people problems and troubling times. If you’re new here, popular persons of interest, fake-ass famous folks, the goofy-ass government, “powerful” people, and many more regularly, repetitively read my blog. But because Hollywood is highly weird, and since said satanic entertainment industry is intertwined with everything else that makes motherfuckers mountainous mounds of money, my authenticity and authority-challenging attitude don’t fit where it’s trendy and a time-honored tradition to be fake as fuck and a foolish follower. You weak-ass, stupid-ass motherfuckers! Fuck outta here! Your Honor, why in this war-ridden, wildly wicked, wasteful, worrisome, worsening world would I EVER give a fraction of a fuck about anyone associated, affiliated, or aligned with the conspirators and co-conspirators connected to the crazy conspiracy centered on me? Seeing, suffering through, and surviving the same stupid shit over and over should make measly motherfuckers’ minuscule minds wonder what solutions are. And in wondering what would solve sustained stupidity, stupid motherfuckers… Wait, why would I wonder why stupid motherfuckers stay stuck on stupid? Because being stupid is why stupid motherfuckers are so stupid, right? I mean, I just said that “actions speak louder than words, and that’s true because demonstrations do much more for explaining than instructions without illustrations.” But are my published posts proof—demonstrations of immense intelligence—that show why stupid motherfuckers should shut up and step aside so I, a super solution starter, can do what they’re indisputably incapable of doing? Please, evil Earthlings, stop seeking smartness when you can’t see what makes you so stupid in the primary place! Hold up… Oh your god, guys, what if God gave simple-minded simpletons stupidity to permanently disable their ability to ascend beyond being brainless and buying into or broadly broadcasting bullshit for fun and funds? Imagine imagining that money makes man more valuable or worthy of worship than good, old-fashioned, passionate godliness. Speaking of gluttony and greed, is it me, or does “Get Rich or Die Tryin’” sound like a cryptic call-to-action that many mindless men would really resonate with? Does music make the world go ‘round, too? Are y’all really this stupid? I could blow everybody’s measly, minuscule minds right now, but I’d rather call the conspirators and co-conspirators to court before I bust the bottom out of Alice’s rabbit hole. Does mankind mindfully making a mockery of mankind make mankind, well, mankind? Why would Eminem want gratuitous gang violence to be typical and trendy? Better yet, why would the previously pinpointed inimical, injurious industry—that pays people to popularize pettiness and puerility—want poor people to assume that fame and fortune is their gateway to God? Oh your god, guys, if Hell is here, and evil’s everywhere, what if the Devil is “God?!” That makes much more sense than the thought of the Devil dwelling in an almighty authority’s world without being banished or beaten bloody, right? Why would God—a protector, provider, and permanently powerful presence—let some sinister, sinning, soulless killer and killjoy keep his kids in bondage for, like, forever? Your Honor, they hate the truth! But soon…
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