In contemporary Christianity, the “Rapture” refers to an Earthly event where every evangelical is eagerly elevated into the clouds to join Jesus just before judgement. Listen, if those gargantuan golden gates ain’t gravely guarded with gatling guns and giant groups of gung-ho goons, Heaven’s head of security is going to catch hell holding hateful humans’ satanic souls back from bum-rushing barricades and breaching the Bible’s birthplace. Which queues the query, if this hellish home is Hell, but God’s presence is prevalent, can Satan possess pure people’s souls in Heaven? What if the distinctive, defining difference between Heaven and Hell is the landlord’s likability—the supervisory spirit’s spirit? I recently caught a clip from a Carnival celebration or some public pussy-popping party, and two thick-ass thots were dirtily dancing—where one shameless slut had the other broad bent over as she humped her—and I immediately thought, “Oh, those horny hoes are hightailing it to Hell!” That indecent image looked like something straight out of Satan’s sinners’ playbook. And that queues the query, if freaky fun is frowned upon from the Father’s focal point, what did Diddy do that those thots from the Carnival celebration didn’t do? Nah, those two horny hoes really resembled the type that would happily have HPV! On some, “Girl, guess what! I sucked some stranger’s penis properly at the public pussy-popping party last week while his friend fucked me from the back, and bitch, a bitch don’ hoed herself into HPV! But I ain’t mad, because motherfucker, I’m fixin’ to pop this prescribed pill and go publicly pop this pussy again!”, type shit. For the record, stupid-ass bitches shouldn’t be on Beau’s blog. Repentance is the admirable actions of recognizing regrettable, reprehensible transgressions and consciously choosing to be better by seeking to satisfy God’s goals for the greater good. Some casually-copulating citizens are careful, cautious, and considerate, and others aren’t. Honestly, Heaven seems a bit boring—with all the restrictions, rules, regulations, and whatnot. How many times has this hellish home, the perishable planet Earth, felt like Heaven to you? Better yet, what’s the distinctive, defining difference between doing wrong and being wrong? Well, to keep it super simple, without “the wisdom to know the difference,” being wrong is usually an incident of innocent ignorance whereas doing wrong is an egregious event that regularly requires resolve. Think about it like this, is unawareness and unconcernedness the same? Of course, not, right? Wicked wrongdoings often involve sneaking and secrecy, deception and disrespect, rudeness and remorselessness, indecency and insensitivity, calculating and conspiring, weirdos and wackos, crimes and cover-ups, etc. And contrary to major misconceptions, ignorance doesn’t derive from a lack of logic, it commonly comes from an absence of information. A person can be intelligent but ignorant or ignorant and idiotic. In being wrong, misunderstanding or missing important information can compromise correctness and cause complications that new knowledge should solve if the learner doesn’t lack logic. In doing wrong, wicked wrongdoers typically teach themselves to evade exposure and circumvent capture by gathering important information to perfect plans aimed at avoiding any and all possible problems, but because wicked wrongdoers often or ordinarily lack logic, inconsistencies are inevitable and God gets them! And I guarantee y’all goofy asses gon’ get got by God once the resurrected returns. Hey, that’s y’all sacred story, remember, I’m an atheist. But as I’m claiming the title of Christ’s chosen champion, in your opinion, what happens when hateful humans challenge Christ’s chosen champion? I’ve seen some signs, and I’m sure the conspirators and co-conspirators can’t really rest right with all the wicked wrongdoing they’re proudly, pridefully participating in. So, again, that feeling you feel when wondering if I’m the Main Man’s main man, don’t fight it! Yes, you’re doing wrong and what you’re doing is wrong—you’re just wrong. If you think critical consequences can’t come from conspirator-controlled circumstances ‘cause conspirators control the country, you’re wrong. If you think God got your back ‘bout a bunch of bullshit, you’re wrong. If you think I give a fraction of a fuck about folks that I’ve frequently told fuck them, to kill them motherfuckin’ selves, and that I hope they all fuckin’ die, you’re wrong. And soon…
Omniscience