Educated entertainers, like juicy Jasmine Crockett, portraying powerful people while playing politics perpetuates the People’s problems because performatively presenting problems presented per past problems prolongs problems because politicians prefer performing over problem-solving. Juicy Jasmine, don’t act like… Respect rarely requires thinking to those who typically think thoroughly. And again, thinking ain’t everything to everybody. Personally, preponderances of pondering particularly pique my interest. Which queues the query, y’all ain’t been thinking too tough, huh? Your Honor, taking thoughtlessness to trial won’t work for winning, will it? So, again, who or what wants to go first? Anyhoo, nobody should know what I know! If God’s got gifts and plans perceived to be perfect for placing promising people in proper positions, where would you currently comfortably sit? Because comfortability can’t from several seats. For instance, any seat situated somewhere slightly shy of Satan can’t conceivably come with comfort. Why would y’all do this? Even excuse experts couldn’t easily explain how so many mindless motherfuckers could share such stupidity without worry. And that’s why y’all feel so stupid! It’s because you are so fuckin’ stupid! Change can’t come from conservation, Crockett. Why are “bold” and “brave” black women wasting betterment-seeking black women’s time, ma’am? Can clap-backs create change? If so, did smart, sassy statements stop slavery? I was tired of talking before I turned twenty-one, yet y’all yap like life ain’t about nothin’ but bullshittin’. Unfortunately, for you, you’re all willfully thus willingly on the stupid side of history! In hateful humans’ hectically helpless heads, I won’t win without conspirators and co-conspirators collectively concluding that the juice ain’t worth the squeeze. If you don’t know, if “the juice ain’t worth the squeeze,” imagine toiling, tirelessly trying to juice the firmest fruit only to receive the smallest sip from the extremely exhaustive effort. And as you stand slumped and sweaty, tired and terribly thirsty, you realize that questing to quench that thirst with the firmest fruit was the dumbest decision that the Devil dared delegate to his darkest damned demons. In this specific scenario, I’m the firmest fruit. On a lighter note, what’s your favorite fruit flavor? Recently, I was swiping on my totally taken-over timeline, and I kept seeing “Sour Patch” advertisements, so I bought a bunch. I had a couple of crazy coupons, one was 75% off and another was 80% off. There were two total orders, one freakily finalized with the receipt reading “$6.66”. And the Devil did it again, right? Watermelon was my favorite flavor, though they’re all definitely delicious. Juicy Jasmine, you look like a watermelon woman, am I right? And I’m a negro, so that’s not racist. It’s also noticeably not sexually suggestive, that’s just y’all ultimately understanding that I’m a powerful person. Can you feel the force? Nah, but really, there’s nothing all can do to stop me! “Look to my future, ‘cause my past, is all behind me! Is it a crime, to fight, for what is mine?! Everybody’s dyin’, tell me what’s the use in tryin’! I’ve been trapped since birth, cautious, ’cause I’m cursed!” For the record, again, I ain’t trying to be anybody but my motherfuckin’ self! Whose fault is it that cretinous cowards can’t conjure the courage to create change? Why don’t dummies discern that politicians’ performative portrayals of powerful people is essentially equivalent to “Peoples” playing Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.? Juicy Jasmine, you talk too much to think that telling the truth isn’t in your best interest. And in that case, do you love lying? Remember, there’s no fate but what you make. This isn’t happening by happenstance, Ms. Crockett. It was always going to be me. If change can’t come from conservation, it can’t come from conservatives. An attorney and championed congresswoman isn’t free enough to force freedom’s real release. There’s no coming back from this, evil Earthlings. And this has to happen! So, soon…
Omniscience