All this “Bibiddi-Bobiddi-Boo” with no booming or blooming or bling-blinging is boring, but then there’s “Blossom.” So, growth’s good for plenty of the petty, puerile participants, huh? It’s so sweet to see such significant symbols of success serving their country one crazy conspiracy at a time. Talking tends to tell things, even when the world’s worst weirdos work day in and day out doing the Devil’s deeds to delude and deceive. The terrifying, temper-testing threats that the United States government have its conspirators controlling and co-conspirators conveying are as annoying and alarming as any unabated hateful harassment. Your Honor, it sure seems like lots of the things that I’m especially experiencing, in exclusive encounters, are meant to make me—myself—mad. And as I’ve regularly, repetitively remarked, I don’t know why in this war-ridden, wasteful, worsening world so many seemingly smart scholars and serious, sophisticated people would want anything at all to do with this. Why are smarties such suckers? There are two things that the conspirators and co-conspirators should ultimately understand and absolutely accept. First, fuck y’all, kill your motherfuckin’ selves, and I hope all y’all fuckin’ die! Second, surrender is synonymous with suicide, submission, slavery, suffering, stupid shit, and everything else that I heavily hate just the thought of, at least in my mighty mind, so re-read from “First” then politely proceed. Anyhoo, yesterday, I had leftovers lingering that required removal, so I discarded the old onions and chicken cutlets in nature. When I returned to the aforementioned area, I saw two turkey vultures hanging out on my lawn. One was chowing down and the other was chilling. And for a split second, I thought to myself, “What the fuck would vicious vultures want with some stewed chicken and onion leftovers?” Then I thought, “Duh! They’re carnivorous creatures.” Naturally, it’s in carnivorous creatures’ nature to crave chicken. And naturally, food feeds! If you’re wondering what that simple statement means, you’re stupid. And if you’re stupid, that seriously sucks for you. But even if you’re somewhat smart, not that smartness means anything anymore, you’re wondering why the world won’t stop seemingly revolving around me, right? Who is God? Is God real? What does God want the world to be like? What if God wants the world war-ridden, wasteful, and worsening? But why would he want that? What if YOU wouldn’t want warriors winning if their wins wouldn’t win you anything, and what if YOU are always aiding allies of the idiotic ideas and nonsensical notions that keep the world withering? Oh your God, guys! What if YOU are the real reason the world won’t last long?! Damn, does that scare… is the truth as terrifying as those threats y’all keep allusively attacking and subliminally slighting me with? Your Honor, they tell on themselves too much to be taken with even a grain of salt. Foolishness ain’t food, but what if it feeds fools? Co-opted Chappelle’s comedy, Katt’s knack for just joking, Godfrey’s goofiness, Hughley’s hats, etc. all put pies and pizzas on tables. Hilarious homies, and DL, and… never mind, honor holds honorable humans and hopefuls to a specific standard, one set several scenarios ago, where winning or wishing to win without it makes a person pathetic and is a definite disqualification. What’s honorable about hiding hatred and perpetuating the People’s problems for paychecks? Because I, “the People,” dislike dishonorable people like the holiest humans hate their deity’s disbelievers. But I, “the People,” believe that believers believe in their God giving gifts to chosen changers, even if believers believe that Christ’s chosen come from the believers’ base. And I, “the People,” believe in me! Unfortunately, bad things and “good” people share something so sacred that even God can’t control it. I mean, it’s like bad and good need each other so badly that they’re only good together, because otherwise who cares and what’s the distinctive, defining difference, right? History is inevitable, hateful humans. And history shows that sacred stuff shouldn’t be taken for granted or tampered with. So, I won’t save a single soul from something so sacred as karma. And soon…
Omniscience