Beau Amoureux Posts

So… y’all ain’t gon’ like this either! There’s over 8 billion people in the world, and that’s a scientific fact. Don’t you hate when benighted…

Warning, y’all ain’t gon’ like this! Do you know how I know that women are intrinsically mentally tougher than men? It’s because statistics indicate that…

Why don’t people fuck with Ari Lennox? She’s indisputably talented, she seems like a sweetie, she’s strong-minded, she has fantastic bone structure, she’s very chocolatey,…

Just so y’all know, if you’re stupid, you’re stupid. And being physically outside your home doesn’t mean that you’re more aware or knowledgeable than someone…

As a policy, I refuse to stress myself out over anything that isn’t life-threatening. Because I understand that stress itself is deadly. But I want…

Like I always say, motherfuckers be thinking they’re keeping it real for expressing their discourteous and depressing feelings bluntly. And because of that, Lizzo has…

Mild trigger warning! Being a hard-ass is hard work, especially when you’d rather be a sweetheart. But it’s difficult not being perpetually exasperated when you…

Did you know that pollen contains the male sex cells necessary to carry out the sexual reproduction of plants? So, pollen is basically plant semen.…

Trigger warning! Unfortunately, some people take pleasure in being exploited. Hulu’s Freaknik documentary was released today, and I haven’t watched it, but let’s call even…

If you’ve never noticed, irresponsibility and immaturity are just as connected to the pursuit of happiness as they are to stupidity. “Girls just want to…